Could they—­would they—­for three months certain, devote themselves under his auspices, as missionaries, to the elevation of mankind at a place called Earl’s Court, which he said, with some truth, was one of the intellectual centres of the Planet?  They thanked him, and demanded (we could hear his chuckle of delight) time to discuss and to vote on the matter.  The vote, solemnly managed by counting heads—­one head, one vote—­was favourable.  His offer, therefore, was accepted, and they moved a vote of thanks to him in two speeches—­one by what they called the ‘proposer’ and the other by the ‘seconder.’

Vincent threw over to us, his voice shaking with gratitude: 

’I’ve got ’em!  Did you hear those speeches?  That’s Nature, dear men.  Art can’t teach that. And they voted as easily as lying.  I’ve never had a troupe of natural liars before.  Bless you, dear men!  Remember, you’re on my free lists for ever, anywhere—­all of you.  Oh, Gerolstein will be sick—­sick!’

‘Then you think they’ll do?’ said De Forest.

’Do?  The Little Village’ll go crazy!  I’ll knock up a series of old-world plays for ’em.  Their voices will make you laugh and cry.  My God, dear men, where do you suppose they picked up all their misery from, on this sweet earth?  I’ll have a pageant of the world’s beginnings, and Mosenthal shall do the music.  I’ll—­’

’Go and knock up a village for ’em by to-night.  We’ll meet you at No. 15 West Landing Tower,’ said De Forest.  ’Remember the rest will be coming along to-morrow.’

’Let ’em all come!’ said Vincent.  ’You don’t know how hard it is nowadays even for me, to find something that really gets under the public’s damned iridium-plated hide.  But I’ve got it at last.  Good-bye!’

‘Well,’ said De Forest when we had finished laughing, ’if any one understood corruption in London I might have played off Vincent against Gerolstein, and sold my captives at enormous prices.  As it is, I shall have to be their legal adviser to-night when the contracts are signed.  And they won’t exactly press any commission on me, either.’

‘Meantime,’ said Takahira, ’we cannot, of course, confine members of Leopold Vincent’s last-engaged company.  Chairs for the ladies, please, Arnott.’

‘Then I go to bed,’ said De Forest.  ‘I can’t face any more women!’ And he vanished.

When our passengers were released and given another meal (finger-bowls came first this time) they told us what they thought of us and the Board; and, like Vincent, we all marvelled how they had contrived to extract and secrete so much bitter poison and unrest out of the good life God gives us.  They raged, they stormed, they palpitated, flushed and exhausted their poor, torn nerves, panted themselves into silence, and renewed the senseless, shameless attacks.

‘But can’t you understand,’ said Pirolo pathetically to a shrieking woman, ‘that if we’d left you in Chicago you’d have been killed?’