see, and then we went back to the house. I was
walkin’ ahead with my Lord Marshalton talkin’
beginners’ golf. (
I was the man who ought
to have been killed by rights.) We cut ’cross
lots through the woods to Flora’s Temple—that
place I showed you this afternoon. Lundie and
Walen were, maybe, twenty or thirty rod behind us
in the dark. Marshalton and I stopped at the
theatre to admire at the ancestral yew-trees.
He took me right under the biggest—King
Somebody’s Yew—and while I was spannin’
it with my handkerchief, he says, “Look heah!”
just as if it was a rabbit—and down comes
a bi-plane into the theatre with no more noise than
the dead. My Rush Silencer is the only one on
the market that allows that sort of gumshoe work....
What? A bi-plane—with two men in it.
Both men jump out and start fussin’ with the
engines. I was starting to tell Mankeltow—I
can’t remember to call him Marshalton any more—that
it looked as if the Royal British Flying Corps had
got on to my Rush Silencer at last; but he steps out
from under the yew to these two Stealthy Steves and
says, “What’s the trouble? Can I
be of any service?” He thought—so
did I—’twas some of the boys from
Aldershot or Salisbury. Well, sir, from there
on, the situation developed like a motion-picture in
Hell. The man on the nigh side of the machine
whirls round, pulls his gun and fires into Mankeltow’s
face. I laid him out with my cleek automatically.
Any one who shoots a friend of mine gets what’s
comin’ to him if I’m within reach.
He drops. Mankeltow rubs his neck with his handkerchief.
The man the far side of the machine starts to run.
Lundie down the ride, or it might have been Walen,
shouts, “What’s happened?” Mankeltow
says, “Collar that chap.”
’The second man runs ring-a-ring-o’-roses
round the machine, one hand reachin’ behind
him. Mankeltow heads him off to me. He breaks
blind for Walen and Lundie, who are runnin’
up the ride. There’s some sort of mix-up
among ’em, which it’s too dark to see,
and a thud. Walen says, “Oh, well collared!”
Lundie says, “That’s the only thing I never
learned at Harrow!"... Mankeltow runs up to ’em,
still rubbin’ his neck, and says, “He
didn’t fire at me. It was the other chap.
Where is he?”
’"I’ve stretched him alongside his machine,”
I says.
’"Are they poachers?” says Lundie.
’"No. Airmen. I can’t make it
out,” says Mankeltow.
‘"Look at here,” says Walen, kind of brusque.
“This man ain’t breathin’ at all.
Didn’t you hear somethin’ crack when he
lit, Lundie?”
’"My God!” says Lundie. “Did
I? I thought it was my suspenders”—no,
he said “braces.”
‘Right there I left them and sort o’ tiptoed
back to my man, hopin’ he’d revived and
quit. But he hadn’t. That darned cleek
had hit him on the back of the neck just where his
helmet stopped. He’d got his.
I knew it by the way the head rolled in my hands.
Then the others came up the ride totin’ their
load. No mistakin’ that shuffle on grass.
D’you remember it—in South Africa?
Ya-as.