revival of the controversial methods of Elijah, I
should be asked how it was that the explorer who opened
up this gulf of despair, far from being stoned or crucified
as the destroyer of the honor of the race and the
purpose of the world, was hailed as Deliverer, Savior,
Prophet, Redeemer, Enlightener, Rescuer, Hope Giver,
and Epoch Maker; whilst poor Lamarck was swept aside
as a crude and exploded guesser hardly worthy to be
named as his erroneous forerunner. In the light
of my anecdote, the explanation is obvious. The
first thing the gulf did was to swallow up Paley, and
the Disorderly Designer, and Shelley’s Almighty
Fiend, and all the rest of the pseudo-religious rubbish
that had blocked every upward and onward path since
the hopes of men had turned to Science as their true
Savior. It seemed such a convenient grave that
nobody at first noticed that it was nothing less than
the bottomless pit, now become a very real terror.
For though Darwin left a path round it for his soul,
his followers presently dug it right across the whole
width of the way. Yet for the moment, there was
nothing but wild rejoicing: a sort of scientific
mafficking. We had been so oppressed by the notion
that everything that happened in the world was the
arbitrary personal act of an arbitrary personal god
of dangerously jealous and cruel personal character,
so that even the relief of the pains of childbed and
the operating table by chloroform was objected to
as an interference with his arrangements which he would
probably resent, that we just jumped at Darwin.
When Napoleon was asked what would happen when he
died, he said that Europe would express its intense
relief with a great ‘Ouf!’: Well,
when Darwin killed the god who objected to chloroform,
everybody who had ever thought about it said ‘Ouf!’
Paley was buried fathoms deep with his watch, now fully
accounted for without any divine artificer at all.
We were so glad to be rid of both that we never gave
a thought to the consequences. When a prisoner
sees the door of his dungeon open, he dashes for it
without stopping to think where he shall get his dinner
outside. The moment we found that we could do
without Shelley’s almighty fiend intellectually,
he went into the gulf that seemed only a dustbin with
a suddenness that made our own lives one of the most
astonishing periods in history. If I had told
that uncle of mine that within thirty years from the
date of our conversation I should be exposing myself
to suspicions of the grossest superstition by questioning
the sufficiency of Darwin; maintaining the reality
of the Holy Ghost; declaring that the phenomenon of
the Word becoming Flesh was occurring daily, he would
have regarded me as the most extravagant madman our
family had ever produced. Yet it was so.
In 1906 I might have vituperated Jehovah more heartily
than ever Shelley did without eliciting a protest
in any circle of thinkers, or shocking any public
audience accustomed to modern discussion; but when
I described Darwin as ‘an intelligent and industrious