conducted to a small room, and left there, The roughs
paced backward and forward before the door, casting
glances at me which I fancied to be sinister.
In a few minutes their chief, a stalwart, brawny biped,
swaggered in, twirling his moustaches, clanking his
sword, and studying to seem truculent. He, no
less than his men, was at a loss to know what I could
have come there for. So I told him the unvarnished
facts of the case, and paused for his reply.
He had none to make. The latest news from Lucknow
he inquired for, indeed, but as I had come from the
opposite direction, and withal did not know the latest
news of the capital from the stalest, I could contribute
nothing to his enlightenment. Besides my rifle,
I had in my belt a pair of loaded pistols. He
desired to look at them, but took in good part enough
my objection that I never trusted them in any hands
but my own. We went on talking for a little while,
when he called for betel and pan. This meant
that I might go. I helped myself, took leave and
recrossed the drawbridge. It was a notorious
freebooter, a Hindoo Robin Hood, that I had dropped
upon. But why did he not tumble me into his ditch
and enrich his armory with my rifle and pistols?
It may be that prudence operated, in his letting me
go free, as a check on his lust for a very small gain.
Despite the then disordered condition of the country—or,
in some instances, by very reason of it—people
of his stamp were every here and there called to a
summary reckoning. A bandit would know the haunts
of other bandits, and either to conciliate the government
or in the hope of reward occasionally betrayed or slew
a fellow-outlaw. While in Oude, one morning just
after breakfast I was told there was something to
show me in a basket. The cover was removed, and
there I saw sixteen human heads. Their late proprietors
were a famous brigand and his merry men, only looking
quite the reverse of merry in the grim ghastliness
of decapitation. I scarcely recovered my appetite
before tiffin.
By an odd concurrence of circumstances, when near
Fyzabad I was for three days thrown on the hospitality
of a wealthy Mohammedan. Nothing could have exceeded
his kindness, but the peculiar nature of the entertainment
he gave me may be conjectured when I mention that he
had not such a thing as a chair, table, knife, fork
or spoon to his name. Perforce, I had to dine
sitting on the floor and with the sole aid of my fingers.
However, I accepted my fate without a murmur, and soon
learned to feed after the fashion of Eden as deftly
as if I had been bred to it. Hindoo cookery I
could rarely screw up my courage so heroically as
to venture upon. Even the odor of my Calcutta
washerman, redolent with the fragrance of castor oil,
was too much for my unchastised squeamishness; and
as to assafoetida, the favorite condiment of our Aryan
cousins, I was so uncatholic as to bring away from
India the same aversion to it that I had carried out
there. But a Mohammedan has, with some unimportant