“All right, very well!  But I warn you that you mustn’t reckon on me.  No, not that!  I’m in the detective service; and in the detective service I remain.  Nothing doing.  I’ve tasted honesty and I mean to eat no other bread.  No, no, no, no!  No more humbug!”

Perenna shrugged his shoulders: 

“Alexandre, you’re an ass.  Upon my word, the bread of honesty hasn’t enlarged your intelligence.  Who talked of starting again?”

“But—­”

“But what?”

“All your maneuvers, Chief.”

“My maneuvers!  Do you think I have anything to say to this business?”

“Look here, Chief—­”

“Why, I’m out of it altogether, my lad!  Two hours ago I knew no more about it than you do.  It’s Providence that chucked this legacy at me, without so much as shouting, ‘Heads!’ And it’s in obedience to the decrees of—­”

“Then—?”

“It’s my mission in life to avenge Cosmo Mornington, to find his natural heirs, to protect them and to divide among them the hundred millions that belong to them.  That’s all.  Don’t you call that the mission of an honest man?”

“Yes, but—­”

“Yes, but, if I don’t fulfil it as an honest man:  is that what you mean?”

“Chief—­”

“Well, my lad, if you notice the least thing in my conduct that dissatisfies you, if you discover a speck of black on Don Luis Perenna’s conscience, examined under the magnifying glass, don’t hesitate:  collar me with both hands.  I authorize you to do it.  I order you to do it.  Is that enough for you?”

“It’s not enough for it to be enough for me, Chief.”

“What are you talking about?”

“There are the others.”

“Explain yourself.”

“Suppose you’re nabbed?”

“How?”

“You can be betrayed.”

“By whom?”

“Your old mates.”

“Gone away.  I’ve sent them out of France.”

“Where to?”

“That’s my secret.  I left you at the police office, in case I should require your services; and you see that I was right.”

“But suppose the police discover your real identity?”

“Well?”

“They’ll arrest you.”

“Impossible!”

“Why?”

“They can’t arrest me.”

“For what reason?”

“You’ve said it yourself, fat-head:  a first-class, tremendous, indisputable reason.”

“What do you mean?”

“I’m dead!”

Mazeroux seemed staggered.  The argument struck him fully.  He at once perceived it, with all its common sense and all its absurdity.  And suddenly he burst into a roar of laughter which bent him in two and convulsed his doleful features in the oddest fashion: 

“Oh, Chief, just the same as always!...  Lord, how funny!...  Will I come along?  I should think I would!  As often as you like!  You’re dead and buried and put out of sight!...  Oh, what a joke, what a joke!”