The Easiest Way eBook

Eugene Walter
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 152 pages of information about The Easiest Way.

The Easiest Way eBook

Eugene Walter
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 152 pages of information about The Easiest Way.

LAURA.  Why not?

JIM. [Embarrassed.] Well, ye see, there are three kids and they’re all growing up, all of them in school, and the missis, she’s just about forgot show business and she’s playing a star part in the kitchen, juggling dishes and doing flip-flaps with pancakes; and we figgered that as we’d always gone along kinder clean-like, it wouldn’t be good for the kids to take a job comin’ from Brockton because you—­you—­well—­you—­

LAURA.  I know. [Rises; sits on left arm of chair.] You thought it wasn’t decent.  Is that it?

JIM.  Oh, not exactly, only—­well, you see I’m gettin’ along pretty [Rises; crosses to LAURA.] good now.  I got a little one-night-stand theatre out in Ohio—­manager of it, too.  The town is called Gallipolis. [With a smile.

LAURA.  Gallipolis?

JIM.  Oh, that ain’t a disease.  It is the name of a town.  Maybe you don’t know much about Gallipolis, or where it is.

LAURA.  No.

JIM.  Well, it looks just like it sounds.  We got a little house, and the old lady is happy, and I feel so good that I can even stand her cookin’.  Of course we ain’t makin’ much money, but I guess I’m gettin’ a little old-fashioned around theatres anyway.  The fellows from newspapers and colleges have got it on me.  Last time I asked a man for a job he asked me what I knew about the Greek drama, and when I told him I didn’t know the Greeks had a theatre in New York he slipped me a laugh and told me to come in again on some rainy Tuesday.  Then Gallipolis showed on the map, and I beat it for the West. [JIM notices by this time the pain he has caused LAURA, and is embarrassed.] Sorry if I hurt ye—­didn’t mean to; and now that yer goin’ to be Mrs. Brockton, well, I take back all I said, and, while I don’t think I want to change my position, I wouldn’t turn it down for—­for that other reason, that’s all.

LAURA. [With a tone of defiance in her voice.] But, Mr. Weston, I’m not going to be Mrs. Brockton.

JIM.  No? [Crosses left a little.

LAURA.  No.

JIM.  Oh—­oh—­

LAURA.  I’m going to marry another man, and a good man.

JIM.  The hell you are!

[LAURA rises and puts hand on JIM’S shoulder.

LAURA.  And it’s going to be altogether different.  I know what you meant when you said about the missis and the kids, and that’s what I want—­just a little home, just a little peace, just a little comfort, and—­and the man has come who’s going to give it to me.  You don’t want me to say any more, do you?

[Crosses to door, opens it, and looks out; closes it and crosses to JIM.

JIM. [Emphatically, and with a tone of hearty approval.] No, I don’t, and now I’m just going to put my mit out and shake yours and be real glad.  I want to tell ye it’s the only way to go along.  I ain’t never been a rival to Rockefeller, nor I ain’t never made Morgan jealous, but since the day my old woman took her make-up off for the last time, and walked out of that stage-door to give me a little help and bring my kids into the world, I knew that was the way to go along; and if you’re goin’ to take that road, by Jiminy, I’m glad of it, for you sure do deserve it.  I wish yer luck.

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