WILL. H’m-m. Romance?
LAURA. Yes, if you want to call it that,—romance.
WILL. Do I know him?
LAURA. How could you? You only came from New York to-day, and he has never been there.
He regards her with a rather amused, indulgent, almost paternal expression, in contrast to his big, bluff, physical personality, with his iron-gray hair and his bulldog expression. LAURA looks more girlish than ever. This is imperative in order to thoroughly understand the character.
WILL. How old is he?
LAURA. Twenty-seven. You’re forty-five.
WILL. No, forty-six.
LAURA. Shall I tell you about him? Huh?
[Crosses to WILL, placing parasol on seat.
WILL. That depends.
LAURA. On what?
WILL. Yourself.
LAURA. In what way?
WILL. If it will interfere in the least with the plans I have made for you and for me.
LAURA. And have you made any particular plans for me that have anything particularly to do with you?
WILL. Yes, I have given up the lease of our apartment on West End Avenue, and I’ve got a house on Riverside Drive. Everything will be quiet and decent, and it’ll be more comfortable for you. There’s a stable near by, and your horses and car can be kept over there. You’ll be your own mistress, and besides I’ve fixed you up for a new part.
LAURA. A new part! What kind of a part?
WILL. One of Charlie Burgess’s shows, translated from some French fellow. It’s been running over in Paris, Berlin, and Vienna, and all those places, for a year or more, and appears to be an awful hit. It’s going to cost a lot of money. I told Charlie he could put me down for a half interest, and I’d give all the money providing you got an important role. Great part, I’m told. Kind of a cross between a musical comedy and an opera. Looks as if it might stay in New York all season. So that’s the change of plan. How does it strike you?
[LAURA crosses to door, meditating; pauses in thought.
LAURA. I don’t know.
WILL. Feel like quitting? [Turns to her.
LAURA. I can’t tell.
WILL. It’s the newspaper man, eh?
LAURA. That would be the only reason.
WILL. You’ve been on the square with me this summer, haven’t you? [Crosses to table.
LAURA. [Turns, looks at WILL.] What do you mean by “on the square?”
WILL. Don’t evade. There’s only one meaning when I say that, and you know it. I’m pretty liberal. But you understand where I draw the line. You’ve not jumped that, have you, Laura?
LAURA. No, this has been such a wonderful summer, such a wonderfully different summer. Can you understand what I mean by that when I say “wonderfully different summer?”
[Crossing to WILL.