Title:  The Goop Directory

Author:  Gelett Burgess

Release Date:  July 28, 2004 [EBook #13035]

Language:  English

Character set encoding:  ASCII

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Produced by David Newman.

The Goop directory
of
Juvenile Offenders Famous for their Misdeeds
and Serving as a Salutary Example for all Virtuous Children

with Pictures by
Gelett Burgess
Author of “Goops,” “The Lively City o’ Ligg,” etc.

[Illustration]

1913

INDEX

Argyll, Marmaduke Talking while Eating
Beal, Nancy Throwing away Things
Bildad, Master Selfish with Toys
Bingg, Percy In the Way
Birch, Betsy Talking in Church
Boing, Levi Going Carelessly
Call, Mary C. C. Crying Continually
Coralie, Little Getting Feet Wet
Crossett, Andrew Playing with Faucet
Day, Annabella Obeying Slowly
De Witt, Gwendolyn De V. Sulking
Elfinstone, Adolphus Playing with Matches
Fish, Amanda Stealing Sweets
Fisher, Frederick Not Eating Crusts
Hecht, Ezra Not Minding Mother
Hopper, Midget and Bridget Restless while Dressing
James, Amanda M. Calling Names
Klein, Susie Whining
Lees, Roberto Teasing Animals
LeGrand, Annie A. Lying and Fibbing
Mackadoo, Miss Not Answering
McClung, Isabel Sticking out Tongue
McGiff, Alexander B. Not Wiping Nose
McGuff, Elias E. Rough and Rude
McKim, Solomon Scuffing Feet
Pell, John D. Ordering People
Pound, Esau Leaving Things Around
Puddingfoot, Eliza Cheating at Play
Pratt, Amelia Saying “I won’t”
Ray, Jumbo Snatching Toys
Riff, Annie F. R. Snuffling and Sniffling
Ropps, Felicia Handling Things
Sloop, Percival B. Acting Uncleanly
Smalt, Susie Blaming Others
Sprooks, Sperry Tearing Books
Stead, Uriah Not Going to Bed
Trood, Rosie L. V. Playing with Food

INTRODUCTION

[Illustration]

In this directory you’ll see
Just what you never ought to be;
And so, it should Direct your way
To Good Behavior, every day. 
The children of whose faults I tell
Are known by other names, as well,
So see that you aren’t in this group
Of Naughty Ones. Don’t be a Goop!