Fourchambault—You are still harping on that? But, my dear, you might as well bury me alive! Already I’m a mere cipher in my family.
Madame Fourchambault—You do not choose your time well to pose as a victim, when like a tyrant you are refusing me a mere trifle.
Fourchambault—I refuse you nothing. I merely explain my position. Now do as you like. It is useless to expostulate.
Madame Fourchambault—At last! But you have wounded me to the heart, Adrien, and just when I had a surprise for you—
Fourchambault—What is your surprise? [Aside: It makes me tremble.]
Madame Fourchambault—Thanks to me, the Fourchambaults are going to triumph over the Duhamels.
Fourchambault—How?
Madame Fourchambault—Madame Duhamel has been determined this long time to marry her daughter to the son of the prefect.
Fourchambault—I knew it. What about it?
Madame Fourchambault—While she was making a goose of herself so publicly, I was quietly negotiating, and Baron Rastiboulois is coming to ask our daughter’s hand.
Fourchambault—That will never do! I’m planning quite a different match for her.
Madame Fourchambault—You? I should like to know—
Fourchambault—He’s a fine fellow of our own set, who loves Blanche, and whom she loves if I’m not mistaken.
Madame Fourchambault—You are entirely mistaken. You mean Victor Chauvet, Monsieur Bernard’s clerk?
Fourchambault—His right arm, rather. His alter ego.
Madame Fourchambault—Blanche did think of him at one time. But her fancy was just a morning mist, which I easily dispelled. She has forgotten all about him, and I advise you to follow her example.
Fourchambault—What fault can you find with this young man?
Madame Fourchambault—Nothing and everything. Even his name is absurd. I never would have consented to be called Madame Chauvet, and Blanche is as proud as I was. But that is only a detail; the truth is, I won’t have her marry a clerk.
Fourchambault—You won’t have! You won’t have! But there are two of us.
Madame Fourchambault—Are you going to portion Blanche?
Fourchambault—I? No.
Madame Fourchambault—Then you see there are not two of us. As I am going to portion her, it is my privilege to choose my son-in-law.
Fourchambault—And mine to refuse him. I tell you I won’t have your little baron at any price.
Madame Fourchambault—Now it is your turn. What fault can you find with him, except his title?
Fourchambault—He’s fast, a gambler, worn out by dissipation.
Madame Fourchambault—Blanche likes him just as he is.