Poirier—We owe everything to France. France is our mother.
Verdelet—I understand the vexation of a son whose mother remarries; I understand why he doesn’t go to the wedding: but if he has the right kind of heart he won’t turn sulky. If the second husband makes her happy, he’ll soon offer him a friendly hand.
Poirier—The nobility cannot always hold itself aloof, as it begins to perceive. More than one illustrious name has set the example: Monsieur de Valcherriere, Monsieur de Chazerolles, Monsieur de Mont Louis—
Gaston—These men have done as they thought best. I don’t judge them, but I cannot imitate them.
Antoinette—Why not, Gaston?
Gaston—Ask Montmeyran.
Verdelet—The Duke’s uniform answers for him.
Duke—Excuse me, a soldier has but one opinion—his duty; but one adversary—the enemy.
Poirier—However, Monsieur—
Gaston—Enough, it isn’t a matter of politics, Monsieur Poirier. One may discuss opinions, but not sentiments. I am bound by gratitude. My fidelity is that of a servant and of a friend. Not another word. [To the Duke.] I beg your pardon, my dear fellow. This is the first time we’ve talked politics here, and I promise you it shall be the last.
The Duke [in a low voice to Antoinette]—You’ve been forced into making a mistake, Madame.
Antoinette—I know it, now that it’s too late.
Verdelet [softly, to Poirier]—Now you’re in a fine fix.
Poirier [in same tone]—He’s repulsed the first assault, but I don’t raise the siege.
Gaston—I’m not resentful, Monsieur Poirier. Perhaps I spoke a little too strongly, but this is a tender point with me, and unintentionally you wounded me. Shake hands.
Poirier—You are very kind.
A Servant—There are some people in the little parlor who say they have an appointment with Monsieur Poirier.
Poirier—Very well, ask them to wait a moment. [The servant goes out.] Your creditors, son-in-law.
Gaston—Yours, my dear father-in-law. I’ve turned them over to you.
Duke—As a wedding present.
THE FEELINGS OF AN ARTIST
From ‘M. Poirier’s Son-in-Law’
Poirier [alone]—How vexatious he is, that son-in-law of mine! and there’s no way to get rid of him. He’ll die a nobleman, for he will do nothing and he is good for nothing.—There’s no end to the money he costs me.—He is master of my house.—I’ll put a stop to it. [He rings. Enter a servant.] Send up the porter and the cook. We shall see my son-in-law! I have set up my back. I’ve unsheathed my velvet paws. You will make no concessions, eh, my fine gentleman? Take your comfort! I will not yield either: you may remain marquis, and I will again become a bourgeois. At least I’ll have the pleasure of living to my fancy.