who rolls from station to station in his barouche,
grumbling because the hotels are overcrowded, and
miserable about the airing of his sheets. Money?
You would laugh if you heard me mention the sum which
has sufficed for my expenditure during a long summer
month; for the pedestrian, humble though he be, has
his own especial privileges, and not the least of
these is that he is exempted from all extortion.
Donald—God bless him!—has a
knack of putting on the prices; and when an English
family comes posting up to the door of his inn, clamorously
demanding every sort of accommodation which a metropolitan
hotel could afford, grumbling at the lack of attendance,
sneering at the quality of the food, and turning the
whole establishment upside down for their own selfish
gratification, he not unreasonably determines that
the extra trouble shall be paid for in that gold which
rarely crosses his fingers except during the short
season when tourists and sportsmen abound. But
Donald, who is descended from the M’Gregor,
does not make spoil of the poor. The sketcher
or the angler who come to his door, with the sweat
upon their brow and the dust of the highway or the
pollen of the heather on their feet, meet with a hearty
welcome; and though the room in which their meals
are served is but low in the roof, and the floor strewn
with sand, and the attic wherein they lie is garnished
with two beds and a shake-down, yet are the viands
wholesome, the sheets clean, and the tariff so undeniably
moderate that even parsimony cannot complain.
So up in the morning early, so soon as the first beams
of the sun slant into the chamber—down
to the loch or river, and with a headlong plunge scrape
acquaintance with the pebbles at the bottom; then rising
with a hearty gasp, strike out for the islet or the
further bank, to the astonishment of the otter, who,
thief that he is, is skulking back to his hole below
the old saugh-tree, from a midnight foray up the burns.
Huzza! The mallard, dozing among the reeds, has
taken fright, and tucking up his legs under his round
fat rump, flies quacking to a remoter marsh.
“By
the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this
way comes,”
and lo! Dugald the keeper, on his way to the
hill, is arrested by the aquatic phenomenon, and half
believes that he is witnessing the frolics of an Urisk!
Then make your toilet on the green-sward, swing your
knapsack over your shoulders, and cover ten good miles
of road before you halt before breakfast with more
than the appetite of an ogre.
In this way I made the circuit of well-nigh the whole
of the Scottish Highlands, penetrating as far as Cape
Wrath and the wild district of Edderachylis, nor leaving
unvisited the grand scenery of Loch Corruisk, and
the stormy peaks of Skye; and more than one delightful
week did I spend each summer, exploring Gameshope,
or the Linns of Talla, where the Covenanters of old
held their gathering; or clambering up the steep ascent
by the Grey Mare’s Tail to lonely and lovely
Loch Skene, or casting for trout in the silver waters
of St. Mary’s.