She has revolutionized it a second time by planting
towers of iron on the elephantine backs of the waves.
She has invented the sewing-machine to save the dainty
fingers of your virtuous grisettes from uncongenial
toil, so that Fifine and Fretillon may have more leisure
for self-development. She has taught you a whole
new system of labor in her machinery for making watches
and rifles. She has bestowed upon you and all
the world an anodyne which enables you to cut arms
and legs off without hurting the patient; and when
his leg is off, she has given you a true artist’s
limb for your cripple to walk upon, instead of the
peg on which he has stumped from the days of Guy de
Chauliac to those of M. Nelaton. She has been
contriving well-shaped boots and shoes for the very
people who, if they were your countrymen, would be
clumping about in wooden
sabots. In works
of scientific industry, hardly to be looked for among
so new a people she has distanced your best artificers.
The microscopes made at Canastota, in the backwoods
of New York, look in vain for their rivals in Paris,
and must challenge the best workmanship of London
before they can be approached in excellence. The
great eye that stares into the celestial spaces from
its workshop in Cambridge, dives deeper through their
clouds of silvery dust than any instrument mounted
in your observatory in face of the Luxembourg.
Our artisans produce no Gobelin tapestries or Sevres
porcelain as yet; but when your mobs have looted the
Tuileries, our shopkeepers have bought up enough specimens
to serve them as patterns by-and-by.
All this is something for a nation which has hardly
pulled up the stumps out of its city market-places.
It is sad to reflect that milliners, like Burgundy,
are spoiled by transportation to the headquarters of
American fashion. But as the best bonnet of the
Empress’s own artist would be exploded with
yells a couple of seasons after the time when it was
the rage, the Icarian professor’s flight into
the regions of rhetoric has not led him to any very
logical resting-place from which he can look down
on the aesthetic possibilities of New York or other
Western cities emerging from the semi-barbarous state.
We are not proud, of course, of any of the mechanical
triumphs we have won; they are well enough, and show—to
borrow the words of a distinguished American, whom,
during his too brief career, we held unrivalled by
any experimenter in the Old World for the depth as
well as the daring of his investigations—that
some things can be done as well as others.
Our specialty is of somewhat larger scope. We
profess to make men and women out of human beings
better than any of the joint-stock companies called
dynasties have done or can do it. We profess to
make citizens out of men,—not citoyens,
but persons educated to question all privileges asserted
by others, and claim all rights belonging to themselves,—the
only way in which the infinitely most important party