Strange that Talfourd neglected to print “Table-Talk” in his edition of Lamb! He does not even mention it. It is certainly as good, if not a great deal better than some things of Lamb’s which he saw fit to reprint. But the best way to praise Elia’s “Table-Talk” is, as the “Tatler” says of South’s wise and witty discourse on the “Pleasures of Religious Wisdom,” to quote it; and therefore here followeth, without further comment or introduction,—
“Table-talk. By the late Elia.
“It is a desideratum in works that treat de re culinaria, that we have no rationale of sauces, or theory of mixed flavors: as to show why cabbage is reprehensible with roast beef, laudable with bacon; why the haunch of mutton seeks the alliance of currant-jelly, the shoulder civilly declineth it; why loin of veal, (a pretty problem,) being itself unctuous, seeketh the adventitious lubricity of melted butter,—and why the same part in pork, not more oleaginous, abhorreth from it; why the French bean sympathizes with the flesh of deer; why salt fish points to parsnip, brawn makes a dead-set at mustard; why cats prefer valerian to heart’s-ease, old ladies vice versa,—though this is rather travelling out of the road of the dietetics, and may be thought a question more curious than relevant; why salmon (a strong sapor per se) fortifieth its condition with the mighty lobster-sauce, whose embraces are fatal to the delicater relish of the turbot; why oysters in death rise up against the contamination of brown sugar, while they are posthumously amorous of vinegar; why the sour mango and the sweet jam by