enough to say, that although I had beaten Murphy, I was not to suppose myself master of the berth.  I replied to this only by throwing a biscuit at his head, as a shot of defiance; and, darting on him before he could get his legs from under the table, I thrust my fingers into his neckcloth, which I twisted so tightly, that I held him till he was nearly choked, giving his head at the same time two or three good thumps against the ship’s side.

Finding that he grew black in the face, I let him go, and asked if he required any further satisfaction, to which he replied in the negative, and from that day he was always dutiful and obedient to me.  The old superannuated mate, a sturdy merchant seaman, seemed greatly dismayed at the successive defeats of his allies, and I believe would have gladly concluded a separate peace.  He had never offered to come to the assistance of the doctor, although appealed to in the most pitiable gestures.

This I observed with secret pleasure, and would the more willingly have given him a brush, as I saw he was disinclined to make the attempt.  I was, however, determined to be at the head of the mess.  At twelve o’clock that night I was relieved from the first watch, and coming down, I found the old mate in a state of beastly intoxication.  Thus he went to his hammock, and fell asleep.  While he lay “dormant,” I took a piece of lunar caustic, which I wetted, and drew stripes and figures all over his weather-beaten face, increasing his natural ugliness to a frightful degree, and made him look very like a New Zealand warrior.  The next morning, when he was making his toilet, my party were all ready prepared for the eclaircissement.  He opened his little dirty chest, and having strapped an old razor, and made a lather in a wooden soap-box, which bore evident marks of the antique, he placed a triangular piece of a looking-glass against the reclining lid of the chest, and began the operation of shaving.  His start back with horror, when he beheld his face, I shall never forget:  it outdid the young Roscius, when he saw the ghost of Hamlet.  Having wetted his fore-finger with his tongue, the old mate tried to remove the stain of the caustic, but the “d——­dpot” still remained, and we, like so many young imps, surrounded him, roaring with laughter.

I boldly told him that he bore my marks as well as Murphy and the doctor; and I added, with a degree of cruel mockery which might have been spared, that I thought it right to put all my servants in black to-day.  I asked whether he was contented with the arrangement, or whether he chose to appeal against my decree; he signified that he had no more to say.