an invisible but audible vapour.  The next instant the vapour had condensed into a sudden shout.  Now I saw the ball rolling solitary in the middle of the field, and a single red doll racing towards it; at one end was a confused group of red and white, and at the other two white dolls, rather lonely in the expanse.  The single red doll overtook the ball and scudded along with it at his twinkling toes.  A great voice behind me bellowed with an incredible volume of sound: 

“Now, Jos!”

And another voice, further away, bellowed: 

“Now, Jos!”

And still more distantly the grim warning shot forth from the crowd: 

“Now, Jos!  Now, Jos!”

The nearer of the white dolls, as the red one approached, sprang forward.  I could see a leg.  And the ball was flying back in a magnificent curve into the skies; it passed out of my sight, and then I heard a bump on the slates of the roof of the grand stand, and it fell among the crowd in the stand-enclosure.  But almost before the flight of the ball had commenced, a terrific roar of relief had rolled formidably round the field, and out of that roar, like rockets out of thick smoke, burst acutely ecstatic cries of adoration: 

“Bravo, Jos!”

“Good old Jos!”

The leg had evidently been Jos’s leg.  The nearer of these two white dolls must be Jos, darling of fifteen thousand frenzied people.

Stirling punched a neighbour in the side to attract his attention.

“What’s the score?” he demanded of the neighbour, who scowled and then grinned.

“Two—­one—­agen uz!” The other growled.

“It’ll take our b——­s all their time to draw.  They’re playing a man short.”

“Accident?”

“No!  Referee ordered him off for rough play.”

Several spectators began to explain, passionately, furiously, that the referee’s action was utterly bereft of common sense and justice; and I gathered that a less gentlemanly crowd would undoubtedly have lynched the referee.  The explanations died down, and everybody except me resumed his fierce watch on the field.

I was recalled from the exercise of a vague curiosity upon the set, anxious faces around me by a crashing, whooping cheer which in volume and sincerity of joy surpassed all noises in my experience.  This massive cheer reverberated round the field like the echoes of a battleship’s broadside in a fiord.  But it was human, and therefore more terrible than guns.  I instinctively thought:  “If such are the symptoms of pleasure, what must be the symptoms of pain or disappointment?” Simultaneously with the expulsion of the unique noise the expression of the faces changed.  Eyes sparkled; teeth became prominent in enormous, uncontrolled smiles.  Ferocious satisfaction had to find vent in ferocious gestures, wreaked either upon dead wood or upon the living tissues of fellow-creatures.  The gentle, mannerly sound of hand-clapping was a kind of light froth on the