“It’ll be a chance for MacIlroy,” said he.

“Who’s MacIlroy?” I asked.

“MacIlroy is another Scotchman,” growled Brindley.  “Extraordinary how they stick together!  When he wanted an assistant, do you suppose he looked about for some one in the district, some one who understood us and loved us and could take a hand at bridge?  Not he!  Off he goes to Cupar, or somewhere, and comes back with another stage Scotchman, named MacIlroy.  Now listen here, Doc!  A charge to keep you have, and mind you keep it, or I’ll never pay your confounded bill.  We’ll knock on the window to-night as we come back.  In the meantime you can show Loring your etchings, and pray for me.”  And to me:  “Here’s a latchkey.”  With no further ceremony he hurried away to join his wife and children at Bleakridge Station.  In such singular manner was I transferred forcibly from host to host.

II

The doctor and I resembled each other in this:  that there was no offensive affability about either of us.  Though abounding in good-nature, we could not become intimate by a sudden act of volition.  Our conversation was difficult, unnatural, and by gusts falsely familiar.  He displayed to me his bachelor house, his etchings, a few specimens of modern rouge flambe ware made at Knype, his whisky, his celebrated prize-winning fox-terrier Titus, the largest collection of books in the Five Towns, and photographs of Marischal College, Aberdeen.  Then we fell flat, socially prone.  Sitting in his study, with Titus between us on the hearthrug, we knew no more what to say or do.  I regretted that Brindley’s wife’s grandmother should have been born on a fifteenth of February.  Brindley was a vivacious talker, he could be trusted to talk.  I, too, am a good talker—­with another good talker.  With a bad talker I am just a little worse than he is.  The doctor said abruptly after a nerve-trying silence that he had forgotten a most important call at Hanbridge, and would I care to go with him in the car?  I was and still am convinced that he was simply inventing.  He wanted to break the sinister spell by getting out of the house, and he had not the face to suggest a sortie into the streets of the Five Towns as a promenade of pleasure.

So we went forth, splashing warily through the rich mud and the dank mist of Trafalgar Road, past all those strange little Indian-red houses, and ragged empty spaces, and poster-hoardings, and rounded kilns, and high, smoking chimneys, up hill, down hill, and up hill again, encountering and overtaking many electric trams that dipped and rose like ships at sea, into Crown Square, the centre of Hanbridge, the metropolis of the Five Towns.  And while the doctor paid his mysterious call I stared around me at the large shops and the banks and the gilded hotels.  Down the radiating street-vistas I could make out the facades of halls, theatres, chapels.  Trams rumbled continually in and out of the square.  They seemed to enter casually, to hesitate a few moments as if at a loss, and then to decide with a nonchalant clang of bells that they might as well go off somewhere else in search of something more interesting.  They were rather like human beings who are condemned to live for ever in a place of which they are sick beyond the expressiveness of words.