“It was the first money my husband ever earned,” the young lady explained, with her thanks.

The interest of the bachelors evaporated.

“Not a profitable afternoon,” said Mr Sandbach, as the train came in and they parted.

“I think we ought to share the loss equally,” said Mr Gale.

“Do you?” said Mr Sandbach.  “That’s like you.”

THE BLUE SUIT

I was just going into my tailor’s in Sackville Street, when who should be coming out of the same establishment but Mrs Ellis!  I was startled, as any man might well have been, to see a lady emerging from my tailor’s.  Of course a lady might have been to a tailor’s to order a tailor-made costume.  Such an excursion would be perfectly legal and not at all shocking.  But then my tailor did not “make” for ladies.  And moreover, Mrs Ellis was not what I should call a tailor-made woman.  She belonged to the other variety—­the fluffy, lacy, flowing variety.  I had made her acquaintance on one of my visits to the Five Towns.  She was indubitably elegant, but in rather a Midland manner.  She was a fine specimen of the provincial woman, and that was one of the reasons why I liked her.  Her husband was a successful earthenware manufacturer.  Occasionally he had to make long journeys—­to Canada, to Australia and New Zealand—­in the interests of his business; so that she was sometimes a grass-widow, with plenty of money to spend.  Her age was about thirty-five; bright, agreeable, shrewd, downright, energetic; a little short and a little plump.  Wherever she was, she was a centre of interest!  In default of children of her own she amused herself with the children of her husband’s sister, Mrs Carter.  Mr Carter was another successful earthenware manufacturer.  Her favourite among nephews and nieces was young Ellis Carter, a considerable local dandy and “dog.”  Such was Mrs Ellis.

“Are you a widow just now?” I asked her, after we had shaken hands.

“Yes,” she said.  “But my husband touched at Port Said yesterday, thank Heaven.”

“Are you ordering clothes for him to wear on his arrival?” I adopted a teasing tone.

“Can you picture Henry in a Sackville Street suit?” she laughed.

I could not.  Henry’s clothes usually had the appearance of having been picked up at a Jew’s.

“Then what are you doing here?” I insisted.

“I came here because I remembered you saying once that this was your tailor’s,” she said, “so I thought it would be a pretty good place.”

Now I would not class my tailor with the half-dozen great tailors of the world, but all the same he is indeed a, pretty good tailor.

“That’s immensely flattering,” I said.  “But what have you been doing with him?”

“Business,” said she.  “And if you want to satisfy your extraordinary inquisitiveness any further, don’t you think you’d better come right away now and offer me some tea somewhere?”