FROLIC

Jock-at-A-Venture
the heroism of Thomas Chadwick
under the clock
three episodes in the life of Mr Cowlishaw, dentist
catching the train
the widow of the balcony
the cat and Cupid
the fortune-teller
the long-lost uncle
the tight hand
why the clock stopped
hot potatoes
half-A-sovereign
the blue suit
the Tiger and the baby
the revolver
an unfair advantage

THE MATADOR OF THE FIVE TOWNS

I

Mrs Brindeley looked across the lunch-table at her husband with glinting, eager eyes, which showed that there was something unusual in the brain behind them.

“Bob,” she said, factitiously calm.  “You don’t know what I’ve just remembered!”

“Well?” said he.

“It’s only grandma’s birthday to-day!”

My friend Robert Brindley, the architect, struck the table with a violent fist, making his little boys blink, and then he said quietly: 

“The deuce!”

I gathered that grandmamma’s birthday had been forgotten and that it was not a festival that could be neglected with impunity.  Both Mr and Mrs Brindley had evidently a humorous appreciation of crises, contretemps, and those collisions of circumstances which are usually called “junctures” for short.  I could have imagined either of them saying to the other:  “Here’s a funny thing!  The house is on fire!” And then yielding to laughter as they ran for buckets.  Mrs Brindley, in particular, laughed now; she gazed at the table-cloth and laughed almost silently to herself; though it appeared that their joint forgetfulness might result in temporary estrangement from a venerable ancestor who was also, birthdays being duly observed, a continual fount of rich presents in specie.

Robert Brindley drew a time-table from his breast-pocket with the rapid gesture of habit.  All men of business in the Five Towns seem to carry that time-table in their breast-pockets.  Then he examined his watch carefully.

“You’ll have time to dress up your progeny and catch the 2.5.  It makes the connection at Knype for Axe.”

The two little boys, aged perhaps four and six, who had been ladling the messy contents of specially deep plates on to their bibs, dropped their spoons and began to babble about grea’-granny, and one of them insisted several times that he must wear his new gaiters.