Sydney Smith eBook

George William Erskine Russell
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 279 pages of information about Sydney Smith.

Sydney Smith eBook

George William Erskine Russell
This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 279 pages of information about Sydney Smith.

Another:—­

“We conquered the whooping-cough here with a pennyworth of salt of tartar, after having filled them with the expensive poisons of Halford.[63] What an odd thing that such a specific should not be more known!”
“I attended two of my children through a good stout fever of the typhus kind without ever calling in an apothecary, but for one day.  I depended upon blessed antimony, and watched anxiously for the time of giving bark.”
“Douglas[64] alarmed us the other night with the Croup.  I darted into him all the mineral and vegetable resources of my shop, cravatted his throat with blisters and fringed it with leeches, and set him in five or six hours to playing marbles, breathing gently and inaudibly.”

After an unhealthy winter he writes:—­

“Our evils have been want of water, and scarlet-fever in our village; where, in three quarters of a year, we have buried fifteen, instead of one per annum.  You will naturally suppose I have killed all these people by doctoring them; but scarlet-fever awes me, and is above my aim.  I leave it to the professional and graduated homicides."[65]

In this connexion it is natural to cite the lines on “The Poetical Medicine Chest,"[66] which Mr. Stuart Reid has printed.  They contain some excellent advice about the drugs which a mother should provide for the use of a young family, and end, majestically, thus:—­

    “Spare not in Eastern blasts, when babies die,
    The wholesome rigour of the Spanish Fly. 
    From timely torture seek thy infant’s rest,
    And spread the poison on his labouring breast. 
    And so, fair lady, when in evil hour
    Less prudent mothers mourn some faded flower,
    Six Howards valiant, and six Howards fair
    Shall live, and love thee, and reward thy care.”

But parochial and domestic concerns could not altogether divert Sydney Smith’s mind from the strife of politics.  He watched the turmoil from afar.  On the 1st of January 1813, he wrote to his friend John Allen, who was more sanguine than himself about the prospects of the Whigs:—­

“Everything is fast setting in for arbitrary power.  The Court will grow bolder and bolder, a struggle will commence, and, if it ends as I wish, there will be Whigs again....  But when these things come to pass, you will no longer be a Warden,[67] but a brown and impalpable powder in the tombs of Dulwich.  In the meantime, enough of liberty will remain to make our old-age tolerably comfortable; and to your last gasp you will remain in the perennial and pleasing delusion that the Whigs are coming in, and will expire mistaking the officiating clergyman for a King’s Messenger.”

While the new Rectory House at Foston was building, the Rector was wholly engrossed in the work.  “I live,” he wrote, “trowel in hand.  My whole soul is filled up by lath and plaster.” 

Copyrights
Project Gutenberg
Sydney Smith from Project Gutenberg. Public domain.