Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: in Mizzoura eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 87 pages of information about Representative Plays by American Dramatists.

Representative Plays by American Dramatists: 1856-1911: in Mizzoura eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 87 pages of information about Representative Plays by American Dramatists.

Exit KATE.

JOE.  What’s ailing Kate?

MRS. VERNON.  Seems out o’ sorts—­mebbe she’ll tell me alone. [Exit.

DAVE. [Protesting.] You can’t move backwards.

LIZBETH.  Well?

DAVE.  That’s cornered.

JOE.  He’s got you, Lizbeth.

JIM.  Dave!

DAVE.  Yes?

JIM.  I saw the Wabash folks.

DAVE.  Have a talk with them?

JIM. [Hands DAVE a paper.] Yes—­there’s a memorandum agreement—­they’ll take all I can give ’em at thirty dollars a car-load.

JOE.  What’s that?

JIM takes a piece of gumbo from pocket and hands it to JOE.

JIM. [To DAVE.] Now I’ve got a proposition for you.

DAVE.  What?

JIM.  You superintend the burnin’ of the stuff, and I’ll take you in.

DAVE.  Why, Jim—­[Rises in delight.

JOE.  What’s this fur?

JIM.  Ballast.

JOE.  Ballast?

JIM.  Yes, that road-bed that washes out. [Pause.] Thirty dollars a car.

JOE.  What!

JIM.  Me an’ Dave.

DAVE.  Why, Jim, I ain’t got no claim on you.

JIM.  You pumped the bellows this morning while I burned it.

DAVE.  Well—­

JIM.  And you want a steady job, don’t you?

DAVE.  Well—­["I should say so,” understood; turns to him.

JOE.  But see here—­[JIM looks at him—­waits.]—­You goin’ into this?

JIM.  Wouldn’t you, if you got the contract?

JOE.  But Dave—­Dave’s helpin’ me!

JIM.  You told him to git a job, didn’t you?

JOE.  Yes—­but—­

LIZBETH. [Ready for a fight.] An’ that’s what you told me.

JIM. [Abetting LIZBETH.] Yes.

JOE.  But my business needs somebody.

JIM.  Then why don’t you let them git married?

JOE.  An’ me support them?

JIM. [In disgust.] Hell!—­

JOE.  What’s the matter?

JIM.  Ain’t he worth his wages?

JOE.  I never said he wasn’t.

JIM. [In superlative display.] And he’s made nearly a whole set of furniture.

JOE.  But if I went to Jefferson, I was goin’ to leave this shop with
Dave.

LIZBETH. [With pride.] Dave!

JIM.  Well, that’s different.  See here!  You let ’em get married.  I only want Dave to superintend this burnin’—­it won’t take two half-days a week to kind a-look it over—­we kin get niggers to do the work, and Dave kin stay here.

LIZBETH.  Dave!—­

DAVE. [Hushing her.] Sh—­

JOE.  Well, I’ll think it over and—­

JIM. [Positively.] No!

JOE.  No?

JIM. I can’t fool with you, Joe; he gits the girl or we quit.

LIZBETH.  An’ the girl goes too.

JOE.  What?

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