International Weekly Miscellany — Volume 1, No. 3, July 15, 1850 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 117 pages of information about International Weekly Miscellany — Volume 1, No. 3, July 15, 1850.

International Weekly Miscellany — Volume 1, No. 3, July 15, 1850 eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 117 pages of information about International Weekly Miscellany — Volume 1, No. 3, July 15, 1850.
insurrections are not periodically quelled by regular and comfortable meals.  Country doctors, for the same reason, not unfrequently manifest a stronger predilection for their employers’ bottles than their patients do for theirs.  In the absence of innocuous and benign appliances, the deleterious are had recourse to exorcise the fiend that is raging within them.  These views are explicable by the laws of physiology, but this is not the place for such disquisitions.  One reason why the temperance movement has been arrested in this country is, that while one sensual gratification was withdrawn, another was not provided.  The intellectual excitements which were offered as a substitute have not been found to answer the desired purpose.  Our temperance coffee-houses are singularly deficient in gastronomical attractions; and the copious decoctions of coffee and chicory which are there served up, with that nauseous accompaniment, buttered toast, are more calculated to create a craving for stimulants than allay it.  The lower classes of Scotland are as deficient in knowledge of cookery as the natives of the Sandwich Islands; and if our apostles of temperance would employ a few clever cooks to go through the country and teach the wives and daughters of the workingmen to dress meat and vegetables, and make soups, and cheap and palatable farinaceous messes, they would do more in one year to advance their cause, than in twenty by means of long winded moral orations, graced with all the flowers of oratory.—­Wilson on the Social Condition of France as compared with that of England.

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THE MONKEY AND THE WATCH.—­A distinguished lord, going from home, left his watch hanging beside his bed.  A tame monkey, who was in the habit of imitating the actions of his master, took the watch, and with the aid of a band, fastened it to his side.  A moment afterward he drew it forth and wound it.  Then he looked at it, and said, “This goes too fast.”  He opened it, put back the hand, and again adjusted it to his side.  A few moments passed, and he took it in his hand once more.  “Oh!” said the imitator, “now it goes too slow.  What a trouble it is!  How can it be remedied?” He winds it again with the regulator; then closes it, and applies it gracefully to the ear.  “This movement is wrong, still;” and he wound it with the key in another way.  Then bent to listen to it.  “It does not go well, yet.”  He opened the case; looked and examined every part; touched this wheel, stopped that, moved another; in short, injured it so much by altering and shaking it in his hand, that it at length ceased all motion.  Guard us, O propitious Heaven! from quacks that perform amongst men, as did the monkey with the unfortunate watch.—­From the Italian.

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