Dorothea’s eyes closed tightly.  “Just my luck.  I’ve never tasted it but once, and it’s perfectly grand, Uncle Winthrop.  Mother had it for lunch the day that scraggy-looking woman and her daughter were here from London.  Mother said she was Lady somebody, but our cook is much nicer-looking on Sundays.  She didn’t eat her salad.”

“You ate it.”  Channing’s fork was pointed accusingly at Dorothea.  “You licked the plate.”

“I certainly did.”  Dorothea stood up, shook herself, sat down again, and carefully arranged her knife and fork.  “We were in the pantry.  Antoinette was ill and Timkins let us come in.  You see, Uncle Winthrop, it’s this way.  We are scientifics, Channing and I. We’ve been brought up on a book, and we don’t get enough to eat.  Mother says everything has been learned out of science now—­I mean about how much children can eat, and how much they can drink, and how much air they can sleep in, and how to breathe right, and Antoinette says when we were little we used to be weighed every day.  And that’s why we stuff so when we get a chance.  I’m ten, going on eleven.”

“And I’m seven, going on eight”—­Channing had not yet yielded the turkey in sight for the salad to come, and his fork was still being steadily applied—­“and all we have for supper—­”

“Is bread and milk.”  Dorothea’s hand waved silence to Channing.  “Antoinette says the milk is magnificent, but I’d rather have something with more taste that isn’t so grand.  I wish I’d been born before all this science had been found out.  If we sneeze we have to be sprayed, and if we cough we’re sterilized or something, and the only word in the English language Antoinette pronounces right is germs!  You’d think they were ghosts, the way she lifts her eyes and raises her hands when she says it.  And she don’t know what they are, either.  Did you kiss me when I was a baby, Uncle Winthrop?”

“I did.”

“In the mouth?”

“In the mouth.”

“Well, they don’t let anybody kiss babies that way now.  But if ever
I have any I’m going to let people kiss them and squeeze them, too. 
I mean nice people.  I don’t believe in scientifics for children.”

“But, my dear Miss Warrick”—­Mr. Laine was also waiting on his young nephew—­“suppose your husband does.  Surely a man should have some say in the upbringing of his family!”

“Father don’t.”  Dorothea leaned forward and selected an olive critically.  “Father would let us have anything we want, but he says mother must decide.  He’s so busy he hasn’t time to see about children.  He has to make the money to buy us—­”

“Milk.”  Channing pushed his plate back.  “I hate milk.  Gee!  I’m full.  You can have my salad, Dorothea, if you’ll give me your ice-cream.  It didn’t make you sick the day you ate all that lady left.”

“You ate leavings!” Laine’s voice made effort to be horrified.  “Dorothea Warrick ate leavings from a lady’s plate!”