bedchamber. Perceiving these last, I jumped out
of bed, and the poor gentleman after me, holding me
fast by the waist. I did not then know him; neither
was I sure that he came to do me no harm, or whether
the archers were in pursuit of him or me. In
this situation I screamed aloud, and he cried out likewise,
for our fright was mutual. At length, by God’s
providence, M. de Nancay, captain of the guard, came
into the bedchamber, and, seeing me thus surrounded,
though he could not help pitying me, he was scarcely
able to refrain from laughter. However, he reprimanded
the archers very severely for their indiscretion,
and drove them out of the chamber. At my request
he granted the poor gentleman his life, and I had
him put to bed in my closet, caused his wounds to
be dressed, and did not suffer him to quit my apartment
until he was perfectly cured. I changed my shift,
because it was stained with the blood of this man,
and, whilst I was doing so, De Nancay gave me an account
of the transactions of the foregoing night, assuring
me that the King my husband was safe, and actually
at that moment in the King’s bed-chamber.
He made me muffle myself up in a cloak, and conducted
me to the apartment of my sister, Madame de Lorraine,
whither I arrived more than half dead. As we
passed through the antechamber, all the doors of which
were wide open, a gentleman of the name of Bourse,
pursued by archers, was run through the body with a
pike, and fell dead at my feet. As if I had been
killed by the same stroke, I fell, and was caught
by M. de Nancay before I reached the ground.
As soon as I recovered from this fainting-fit, I went
into my sister’s bedchamber, and was immediately
followed by M. de Mioflano, first gentleman to the
King my husband, and Armagnac, his first
valet
de chambre, who both came to beg me to save their
lives. I went and threw myself on my knees before
the King and the Queen my mother, and obtained the
lives of both of them.
Five or six days afterwards, those who were engaged
in this plot, considering that it was incomplete whilst
the King my husband and the Prince de Conde remained
alive, as their design was not only to dispose of
the Huguenots, but of the Princes of the blood likewise;
and knowing that no attempt could be made on my husband
whilst I continued to be his wife, devised a scheme
which they suggested to the Queen my mother for divorcing
me from him. Accordingly, one holiday, when I
waited upon her to chapel, she charged me to declare
to her, upon my oath, whether I believed my husband
to be like other men. “Because,” said
she, “if he is not, I can easily procure you
a divorce from him.” I begged her to believe
that I was not sufficiently competent to answer such
a question, and could only reply, as the Roman lady
did to her husband, when he chid her for not informing
him of his stinking breath, that, never having approached
any other man near enough to know a difference, she
thought all men had been alike in that respect.
“But,” said I, “Madame, since you
have put the question to me, I can only declare I
am content to remain as I am;” and this I said
because I suspected the design of separating me from
my husband was in order to work some mischief against
him.