“You know, Sir, your own circumstances. To be sure you have a very pretty house, and a good living, to carry a wife to. And a gentleman of your prudence and discretion wants not any advice; but you have reaped no benefits by your living. It has been an expence to you rather, which you will not presently get up: do you propose an early marriage, Sir? Or were it not better to suspend your intentions of that sort for a year or two more?”—“Madam, if your ladyship choose not to part with—“—“Nay, Mr. Adams,” interrupted I, “I say not any thing for my own sake in this point: that is out of the question with me. I can very willingly part with Polly, were it to-morrow, for her good and yours.”—“Madam, I humbly beg pardon;—but—but—delays may breed dangers.”—“Oh I very well,” thought I; “if the artful girl has not let him know, by some means or other, that she has another humble servant.”
And so, Miss, it has proved—For, dismissing my gentleman, with assuring him, that I had no objection at all to the matter, or to parting with Polly, as soon as it suited with their conveniency—I sounded her, and asked, if she thought Mr. Adams had any affection for her?—She said he was a very good gentleman.
“I know it, Polly; and are you not of opinion he loves you a little?”—“Dear Ma’am—love me—I don’t know what such a gentleman as Mr. Adams should see in me, to love me!”—“Oh!” thought I, “does the doubt lie on that side then?—I see ’tis not of thine.”
“Well, but, Polly, if you have another sweetheart, you should do the fair thing; it would be wrong, if you encourage any body else, if you thought of Mr. Adams.”—“Indeed, Ma’am, I had a letter sent me—a letter that I received—from—from a young man in Bedford; but I never answered it.”
“Oh!” thought I, “then thou wouldst not encourage two at once;” and this was as plain a declaration as I wanted, that she had thoughts of Mr. Adams.
“But how came Mr. Adams, Polly, to know of this letter?”—“How came he to know of it, Ma’am!”—repeated she—half surprised—“Why, I don’t know, I can’t tell how it was—but I dropped it near his desk—pulling out my handkerchief, I believe, Ma’am, and he brought it, and gave it me again.”—“Well,” thought I, “thou’rt an intriguing slut, I doubt, Polly.”—“Delays may breed dangers,” quoth the poor gentleman!—“Ah! girl, girl!” thought I, but did not say so, “thou deservest to have thy plot spoiled, that thou dost—But if thy forwardness should expose thee afterwards to evils which thou mayest avoid if thy schemes take place, I should very much blame myself. And I see he loves thee—So let the matter take its course; I will trouble myself no more about it. I only wish, that thou wilt make Mr. Adams as good a wife as he deserves.”