A little more pride, a trifle less hypocrisy, a molecule extra of untruth, and flavor with this fault or that, and your man is ready to place up against the fence to dry.

Then you can make a collection of all the ridiculous traits—­the whims, silly pride, foibles, hopes founded on nothing and dreams touched with moonshine—­and you make a Micawber.  Put in a dash of assurance and a good thimbleful of hypocrisy, and Pecksniff is the product.  Leave out the assurance, replacing it with cowardice, and the result is Doctor Chillip or Uriah Heap.  Muddle the whole with stupidity, and Bumble comes forth.

Then, for the good people, collect the virtues and season to suit the taste and we have the Cheeryble Brothers, Paul Dombey or Little Nell.  They have no development, therefore no history—­the circumstances under which you meet them vary, that’s all.  They are people the like of whom are never seen on land or sea.

Little Nell is good all day long, while live children are good for only five minutes at a time.  The recurrence with which these five-minute periods return determines whether the child is “good” or “bad.”  In the intervals the restless little feet stray into flowerbeds; stand on chairs so that grimy, dimpled hands may reach forbidden jam; run and romp in pure joyous innocence, or kick spitefully at authority.  Then the little fellow may go to sleep, smile in his dreams so that mamma says angels are talking to him (nurse says wind on the stomach); when he awakens the five-minute good spell returns.

Men are only grown-up children.  They are cheerful after breakfast, cross at night.  Houses, lands, barns, railroads, churches, books, racetracks are the playthings with which they amuse themselves until they grow tired, and Death, the kind old nurse, puts them to sleep.

So a man on earth is good or bad as mood moves him; in color his acts are seldom pure white, neither are they wholly black, but generally of a steel-gray.  Caprice, temper, accident, all act upon him.  The North Wind of hate, the Simoon of Jealousy, the Cyclone of Passion beat and buffet him.  Pilots strong and pilots cowardly stand at the helm by turn.  But sometimes the South Wind softly blows, the sun comes out by day, the stars at night:  friendship holds the rudder firm, and love makes all secure.

Such is the life of man—­a voyage on life’s unresting sea; but Dickens knows it not.  Esther is always good, Fagin is always bad, Bumble is always pompous, and Scrooge is always—­Scrooge.  At no Dickens’ party do you ever mistake Cheeryble for Carker; yet in real life Carker is Carker one day and Cheeryble the next—­yes, Carker in the morning and Cheeryble after dinner.

There is no doubt that a dummy so ridiculous as Pecksniff has reduced the number of hypocrites; and the domineering and unjust are not quite so popular since Dickens painted their picture with a broom.

From the yeasty deep of his imagination he conjured forth his strutting spirits; and the names he gave to each are as fitting and as funny as the absurd smallclothes and fluttering ribbons which they wear.