“He might as well try to crush Skiddaw,” said Southey.

WILLIAM M. THACKERAY

To Mr. Brookfield
September 16, 1849

Have you read Dickens?  Oh, it is charming!  Brave Dickens!  “David
Copperfield” has some of his prettiest touches, and the reading
of the book has done another author a great deal of good.

—­W.M.T.

[Illustration:  W.M.  Thackeray]

There are certain good old ladies in every community who wear perennial mourning.  They attend every funeral, carrying black-bordered handkerchiefs, and weep gently at the right time.  I have made it a point to hunt out these ancient dames at their homes, and, over the teacups, I have discovered that invariably they enjoy a sweet peace—­a happiness with contentment—­that is a great gain.  They seem to be civilization’s rudimentary relic of the Irish keeners and the paid mourners of the Orient.

And there is just a little of this tendency to mourn with those who mourn in all mankind.  It is not difficult to bear another’s woe—­and then there is always a grain of mitigation, even in the sorrow of the afflicted, that makes their tribulation bearable.

Burke affirms, in “On the Sublime,” that all men take a certain satisfaction in the disasters of others.  Just as Frenchmen lift their hats when a funeral passes and thank God that they are not in the hearse, so do we in the presence of calamity thank Heaven that it is not ours.

Perhaps this is why I get a strange delight from walking through a graveyard by night.  All about are the white monuments that glisten in the ghostly starlight, the night-wind sighs softly among the grassy mounds—­all else is silent—­still.

This is the city of the dead, and of all the hundreds or thousands who have traveled to this spot over long and weary miles, I, only I, have the power to leave at will.  Their ears are stopped, their eyes are closed, their hands are folded—­but I am alive.

One of the first places I visited on reaching London was Kensal Green Cemetery.  I quickly made the acquaintance of the First Gravedigger, a rare wit, over whose gray head have passed full seventy pleasant summers.  I presented him a copy of “The Shroud,” the organ of the American Undertakers’ Association, published at Syracuse, New York.  I subscribe for “The Shroud” because it has a bright wit-and-humor column, and also for the sweet satisfaction of knowing that there is still virtue left in Syracuse.

The First Gravedigger greeted me courteously, and when I explained briefly my posthumous predilections we grasped hands across an open grave (that he had just digged) and were fast friends.

“Do you believe in cremation, sir?” he asked.

“No, never; it’s pagan.”

“Aye, you are a gentleman—­and about burying folks in churches?”

“Never!  A grave should be out under the open sky, where the sun by day and the moon and stars——­”