SATIRE.
Prepare for rhyme—I’ll
publish, right or wrong:
Fools are my theme, let satire be my song.
English Bards and Scotch Reviewers. LORD
BYRON.
Satire should, like a polished razor keen,
Wound with a touch that’s scarcely
felt or seen.
To the Imitator of the first Satire of Horace.
Bk. II.
LADY M.W. MONTAGU.
Satire’s my weapon, but I’m
too discreet
To run amuck and tilt at all I meet.
Second Book of Horace. A. POPE.
Satire or sense, alas! can Sporus feel,
Who breaks a butterfly upon a wheel?
Satires: Prologue. A. POPE.
SCANDAL.
Damn with faint praise, assent with civil
leer,
And, without sneering, teach the rest
to sneer;
Willing to wound, and yet afraid to strike,
Just hint a fault, and hesitate dislike.
Satires: Prologue. A. POPE.
And there’s a lust in man no charm
can tame
Of loudly publishing our neighbor’s
shame;
On eagles’ wings immortal scandals
fly,
While virtuous actions are but born and
die.
Satire IX. JUVENAL. Trans. of G.
HARVEY.
There’s nothing blackens like the
ink of fools.
If true, a woful likeness; and, if lies,
“Praise undeserved is scandal in
disguise.”
Imitations of Horace, Epistle I. Bk. II.
A. POPE.
A third interprets motions, looks and
eyes;
At every word a reputation dies.
Snuff, or the fan, supply each pause of
chat,
With singing, laughing, ogling, and all
that.
Rape of the Lock, Canto III. A. POPE.
Cursed be the verse, how well soe’er
it flow,
That tends to make one worthy man my foe.
The Satires: Prologue. A. POPE.
SCHOOL.
The school-boy, with his satchel in his
hand,
Whistling aloud to bear his courage up.
The Grave. R. BLAIR.
I do present you with a man of mine,
Cunning in music and the mathematics,
To instruct her fully in those sciences.
Taming of the Shrew, Act ii. Sc. 1.
SHAKESPEARE.
Schoolmasters will I keep within my house,
Fit to instruct her youth....
... for, to cunning men
I will be very kind, and liberal
To mine own children in good bringing
up.
Taming of The Shrew, Act i. Sc. 1.
SHAKESPEARE.
Grave is the Master’s look:
his forehead wears
Thick rows of wrinkles, prints of worrying
cares:
Uneasy lie the heads of all that rule,
His worst of all whose kingdom is a school.
Supreme he sits; before the awful frown
That binds his brows the boldest eye goes
down;
Not more submissive Israel heard and saw
At Sinai’s foot the Giver of the
Law.
The School-Boy. O.W. HOLMES.