places and unpublished pensions, which along with
the controllable influence of peers and nabobs, furnished
the Minister with an irresistible lever: the
avarice and the degraded public spirit of the recipients
supplied the required fulcrum. Burke knew that
in sweeping away these factitious places and secret
pensions, he would be robbing the Court of its chief
implements of corruption, and protecting the representative
against his chief motive in selling his country.
He conceived that he would thus be promoting a far
more infallible means than any scheme of electoral
reform could have provided, for reviving the integrity
and independence of the House of Commons. In his
eyes, the evil resided not in the constituencies, but
in their representatives; not in the small number
of the one, but in the smaller integrity of the other.
The evil did not stop where it began. It was
not merely that the sinister motive, thus engendered
in the minds of too lax and facile men, induced them
to betray their legislative trust, and barter their
own uprightness and the interests of the State.
The acquisition of one of these nefarious bribes meant
much more than a sinister vote. It called into
existence a champion of every inveterate abuse that
weighed on the resources of the country. There
is a well-known passage in the speech on Economical
Reform, in which the speaker shows what an insurmountable
obstacle Lord Talbot had found in his attempt to carry
out certain reforms in the royal household, in the
fact that the turnspit of the king’s kitchen
was a member of Parliament. “On that rock
his whole adventure split,—his whole scheme
of economy was dashed to pieces; his department became
more expensive than ever; the Civil List debt accumulated.”
Interference with the expenses of the household meant
interference with the perquisites or fees of this
legislative turnspit, and the rights of sinecures
were too sacred to be touched. In comparison with
them, it counted for nothing that the king’s
tradesmen went unpaid, and became bankrupt; that the
judges were unpaid; that the justice of the kingdom
bent and gave way; the foreign ministers remained inactive
and unprovided; the system of Europe was dissolved;
the chain of our alliances was broken; all the wheels
of Government at home and abroad were stopped. The
king’s turnspit was a member of Parliament.[1]
This office and numbers of others exactly like it,
existed solely because the House of Commons was crowded
with venal men. The post of royal scullion meant
a vote that could be relied upon under every circumstance
and in all emergencies. And each incumbent of
such an office felt his honour and interests concerned
in the defence of all other offices of the same scandalous
description. There was thus maintained a strong
standing army of expensive, lax, and corrupting officials.