I remember a friend of mine who was an exceedingly popular member of one of the exclusive Fifth Avenue clubs, and who, after going to Europe for a short vacation, decided to remain abroad for a couple of years.  At the end of that time he returned to New York hungry for his old life and almost crazy with delight at seeing his former friends.  Entering the club about five o’clock he happened to observe one of them sitting by the window.  He approached him enthusiastically, slapped him on the shoulder, extended his hand and cried: 

“Hello, old man!  It’s good to see you again!”

The other man looked at him in a puzzled sort of way without moving.

“Hello, yourself!” he remarked languidly.  “It’s good to see you, all right—­but why make so much damned fuss about it?”

The next sentence interchanged between the two developed the fact that he was totally ignorant that his friend had been away at all.  This is by no means a fantastic illustration.  It happens every day.  That is one of the joys of living in New York.  You can get drunk, steal a million or so, or run off with another man’s wife—­and no one will hear about it until you are ready for something else.  In such a community it is not extraordinary that most people are taken at their face value.  Life moves at too rapid a pace to allow us to find out much about anybody—­even our friends.  One asks other people to dinner simply because one has seen them at somebody’s else house.

I found it at first very difficult—­in fact almost impossible—­to spur my wife on to a satisfactory cooperation with my efforts to make the hand of friendship feed the mouth of business.  She rather indignantly refused to meet my chewing-gum client or call on his wife.  She said she preferred to keep her self-respect and stay in the boarding-house where we had resided since we moved to the city; but I demonstrated to her by much argument that it was worse than snobbish not to be decently polite to one’s business friends.  It was not their fault if they were vulgar.  One might even help them to enlarge their lives.  Gradually she came round; and as soon as the old German had given me his business she was the first to suggest moving to an apartment hotel uptown.

For a long time, however, she declined to make any genuine social effort.  She knew two or three women from our neighborhood who were living in the city, and she used to go and sit with them in the afternoons and sew and help take care of the children.  She said they and their husbands were good enough for her and that she had no aspirations toward society.  An evening at the theater—­in the balcony—­every two weeks or so, and a rubber of whist on Saturday night, with a chafing-dish supper afterward, was all the excitement she needed.  That was twenty-five years ago.  To-day it is I who would put on the brakes, while she insists on shoveling soft coal into the social furnace.