A handbook would give us these minor details in an hour’s reading; but we prefer to sit vacuously making feeble jokes about the singers or the occupants of the neighboring boxes, without a single intelligent thought as to why the composer attempted to write precisely this sort of an opera, when he did it, or how far he succeeded.  We are content to take our opinions and criticisms ready made, no matter from whose mouth they fall; and one hears everywhere phrases that, once let loose from the Pandora’s Box of some foolish brain, never cease from troubling.

In science I am in even a more parlous state.  I know nothing of applied electricity in its simplest forms.  I could not explain the theory of the gas engine, and plumbing is to me one of the great mysteries.

Last, but even more lamentable, I really know nothing about politics, though I am rather a strong party man and my name always appears on important citizens’ committees about election time.  I do not know anything about the city departments or its fiscal administration.  I should not have the remotest idea where to direct a poor person who applied to me for relief.  Neither have I ever taken the trouble to familiarize myself with even the more important city buildings.

Of course I know the City Hall by sight, but I have never been inside it; I have never visited the Tombs or any one of our criminal courts; I have never been in a police station, a fire house, or inspected a single one of our prisons or reformatory institutions.  I do not know whether police magistrates are elected or appointed and I could not tell you in what congressional district I reside.  I do not know the name of my alderman, assemblyman, state senator or representative in Congress.

I do not know who is at the head of the Fire Department, the Street Cleaning Department, the Health Department, the Park Department or the Water Department; and I could not tell, except for the Police Department, what other departments there are.  Even so, I do not know what police precinct I am living in, the name of the captain in command, or where the nearest fixed post is at which an officer is supposed to be on duty.

As I write I can name only five members of the United States Supreme Court, three members of the Cabinet, and only one of the congressmen from the state of New York.  This in cold type seems almost preposterous, but it is, nevertheless, a fact—­and I am an active practicing lawyer besides.  I am shocked to realize these things.  Yet I am supposed to be an exceptionally intelligent member of the community and my opinion is frequently sought on questions of municipal politics.

Needless to say, the same indifference has prevented my studying—­except in the most superficial manner—­the single tax, free trade and protection, the minimum wage, the recall, referendum, or any other of the present much-mooted questions.  How is this possible?  The only answer I can give is that I have confined my mental activities entirely to making my legal practice as lucrative as possible.  I have taken things as I found them and put up with abuses rather than go to the trouble to do away with them.  I have no leisure to try to reform the universe.  I leave that task to others whose time is less valuable than mine and who have something to gain by getting into the public eye.