The First Hundred Thousand eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 268 pages of information about The First Hundred Thousand.

The First Hundred Thousand eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 268 pages of information about The First Hundred Thousand.

Captain Wagstaffe was an admitted master of this game.  He was a difficult subject to handle, for he was accustomed to return an eye for an eye when repartees were being exchanged; and when overborne by heavier metal—­say, a peripatetic “brass-hat” from Hythe—­he was accustomed to haul up the red butt-flag (which automatically brings all firing to a standstill), and stroll down the range to refute the intruder at close quarters.  We must add that he was a most efficient butt-officer.  When he was on duty, markers were most assiduous in their attention to theirs, which is not always the case.

Thomas Atkins rather enjoys marking.  For one thing, he is permitted to remove as much clothing as he pleases, and to cover himself with stickiness and grime to his heart’s content—­always a highly prized privilege.  He is also allowed to smoke, to exchange full-flavoured persiflage with his neighbours, and to refresh himself from time to time with mysterious items of provender wrapped in scraps of newspaper.  Given an easy-going butt-officer and some timid subalterns, he can spend a very agreeable morning.  Even when discipline is strict, marking is preferable to most other fatigues.

Crack!  Crack!  Crack!  The fusilade has begun.  Privates Ogg and Hogg are in charge of Number Thirteen target.  They are beguiling the tedium of their task by a friendly gamble with the markers on Number Fourteen—­Privates Cosh and Tosh.  The rules of the game are simplicity itself.  After each detail has fired, the target with the higher score receives the sum of one penny from its opponents.  At the present moment, after a long run of adversity, Privates Cosh and Tosh are one penny to the good.  Once again fortune smiles upon them.  The first two shots go right through the bull—­eight points straight away.  The third is an inner; the fourth another bull; the fifth just grazes the line separating inners from outers.  Private Tosh, who is scoring, promptly signals an inner.  Meanwhile, target Number Thirteen is also being liberally marked—­but by nothing of a remunerative nature.  The gentleman at the firing-point is taking what is known as “a fine sight”—­so fine, indeed, that each successive bullet either buries itself in the turf fifty yards short, or ricochets joyously from off the bank in front, hurling itself sideways through the target, accompanied by a storm of gravel, and tearing holes therein which even the biassed Ogg cannot class as clean hits.

“We hae gotten eighteen that time,” announces Mr. Tosh to his rival, swinging his disc and inwardly blessing his unknown benefactor. (For obvious reasons the firer is known only to the marker by a number.) “Hoo’s a’ wi’ you, Jock?”

“There’s a [adjective] body here,” replies Ogg, with gloomy sarcasm, “flingin’ bricks through this yin!” He picks up the red-and-white flag for the fourth time, and unfurls it indignantly to the breeze.

“Here the officer!” says the warning voice of Hogg.  “I doot he’ll no allow your last yin, Peter.”

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