In the evening it rains, and the room assigned us becomes a living illustration of the new word we have just learned,—­“muskeg,” a swamp.  Putting the precious cameras on top of the bureau, we let the rest of the things swim at their pleasure.  Starting with the rest of the unattached community of Athabasca Landing to go down to the pool-room, we catch sight of Dr. Sussex and the Cree priest, who have found a little oasis of their own around a big stove in the upper hall and, with chairs tilted back, are enjoying some portable hospitality from below.  The doctor arises to escort us through the flood, and when I rally him about his liquid refreshment, he says, “Oh, I had lemonade.”

“I see.  And the priest?”

“He had—­what he liked.”

If local colour and local smell is what we have come north for, we find it here.  Mr. Brabant comes up with “I wonder if that bunch of nuns is going to get here in time to take scows with us,” and we pass into the billiard-room and watch the game.  The players gliding round in moccasins are all half-breeds.  The exclamations are for the most part in Cree or bad French, and as I crowd in looking for some local terms all that I hear intelligible is, “That is damn close, I think me.”

For thirty-six hours on end it rains.  That roof was full of surprises; you never knew where it would spring a fresh leak.  One room is a little better than the rest, and we all gather there and make the best of it,—­smoking, writing, telling yarns.  A bumping noise from across the hall and the cry of a child startles us.  It proves to be Sergeant Anderson’s baby whose cradle has started afloat, and there is a general rush to rescue Moses from his bulrushes.  Everybody is in good humour.

As we calm the baby, South Dakota says “It reminds me of the Englishman and his musical bath.”  We demand the story.  “Well, a rich American took a great liking to an Englishman he had been travelling with, and sent him for a birthday present a Yankee invention to set up in his country-house—­a musical bath.  As you turned on the spigot, the thing played a tune while you were washing, and sort of relieved the tee-deum.  The two gents met next Christmas in New York, and the Yankee he sez, ‘And how did you like the bath?’ ’Oh, thank you very much, it was kind of you indeed, but I found it a little irksome standing all the time, you know.’  ‘Standing, what the blazes do you mean?’ asked the Yankee.  ‘Well,’ says the Britisher, ’the tune you furnished, you know, with the bawth, was God Save the King, and as soon as it began, you know, I had to stand, and it’s rather tiresome taking your bawth standing, you know.”

Sergeant Joyce tells how at a Mounted Police dinner at Fort Saskatchewan a parson, who was a guest, in proposing a toast, facetiously advised his entertainers to have nothing to do with either a doctor or a lawyer.  It was interesting to watch the parson’s face when there arose to reply a lawyer and a doctor, each a constable in the rank and file.