Freemasonry, and cry because Edwin will not reveal the secret of Mr. Percy, the horse-tamer; and how Edwin can resist such an appeal is more than we can understand!  But soon they will have a large family, and live happy ever after, and by the time their eldest-born is thirteen years old, the darling of fourteen years back will be a regular materfamilias, stout, matronly, and rather severe; and Edwin will be fat, bald, and middle-aged, and bring home a bundle of asparagus and a nice new perambulator to celebrate the wedding-day!

And he loves her brothers and cousins, military or otherwise, just as dearly, and makes them equally beautiful to the eye, with those lovely drooping whiskers that used to fall and brush their bosoms, their smartly waistcoated bosoms, a quarter of a century ago!  He dresses them even better than the darlings, and has none but the kindliest and gentlest satire for their little vanities and conceits—­for they have no real vices, these charming youths, beyond smoking too much and betting a little and getting gracefully tipsy at race-meetings and Greenwich dinners—­and sometimes running into debt with their tailors, I suppose!  And then how boldly they ride to hounds, and how splendidly they fight in the Crimea! how lightly they dance at home!  How healthy, good-humoured, and manly they are, with all their vagaries of dress and jewellery and accent!  It is easy to forgive them if they give the whole of their minds to their white neckties, or are dejected because they have lost the little gridiron off their chatelaine, or lose all presence of mind when a smut settles on their noses, and turn faint at the sight of Mrs. Gamp’s umbrella!

And next to these enviable beings he loves and reveres the sportsman.  One is made to feel that the true sportsman, whether he shoots or hunts or fishes, is an August being, as he ought to be in Great Britain, and Leech has done him full justice with his pencil.  He is no subject for flippant satire; so there he sits his horse, or stalks through his turnip-field, or handles his rod like a god!  Handsome, well-appointed from top to toe, aristocratic to the finger-tips—­a most impressive figure, the despair of foreigners, the envy of all outsiders at home (including the present lecturer)!

[Illustration:  A SPECIMEN OF PLUCK

RUGGLES.  “Hold hard, Master George.  It’s too wide, and uncommon deep!”

MASTER GEORGE.  “All right, Ruggles!  We can both swim!”—­Punch.]

He has never been painted like this before!  What splendid lords and squires, fat or lean, hook-nosed or eagle-eyed, well tanned by sun and wind, in faultless kit, on priceless mounts!  How redolent they are of health and wealth, and the secure consciousness of high social position—­of the cool business-like self-importance that sits so well on those who are knowing in the noblest pursuit that can ever employ the energies and engross the mind of a well-born Briton; for they can ride almost as well as their grooms, these mighty hunters before the Lord, and know the country almost as well as the huntsman himself!  And what sons and grandsons and granddaughters are growing up round them, on delightful ponies no gate, hedge, or brook can dismay—­nothing but the hard high-road!