’Twas noble, sir; ‘twas like yourself’,
     To grant your high protection: 
     A great man’s smile ye ken fu’ well
     Is aye a blest infection.

     Tho’, by his banes wha in a tub
     Match’d Macedonian Sandy! 
     On my ain legs thro’ dirt and dub,
     I independent stand aye,—­

     And when those legs to gude, warm kail,
     Wi’ welcome canna bear me,
     A lee dyke-side, a sybow-tail,
     An’ barley-scone shall cheer me.

     Heaven spare you lang to kiss the breath
     O’ mony flow’ry simmers! 
     An’ bless your bonie lasses baith,
     I’m tauld they’re loosome kimmers!

     An’ God bless young Dunaskin’s laird,
     The blossom of our gentry! 
     An’ may he wear and auld man’s beard,
     A credit to his country.

To A Louse, On Seeing One On A Lady’s Bonnet, At Church

     Ha! whaur ye gaun, ye crowlin ferlie? 
     Your impudence protects you sairly;
     I canna say but ye strunt rarely,
     Owre gauze and lace;
     Tho’, faith!  I fear ye dine but sparely
     On sic a place.

     Ye ugly, creepin, blastit wonner,
     Detested, shunn’d by saunt an’ sinner,
     How daur ye set your fit upon her—­
     Sae fine a lady? 
     Gae somewhere else and seek your dinner
     On some poor body.

     Swith! in some beggar’s haffet squattle;
     There ye may creep, and sprawl, and sprattle,
     Wi’ ither kindred, jumping cattle,
     In shoals and nations;
     Whaur horn nor bane ne’er daur unsettle
     Your thick plantations.

     Now haud you there, ye’re out o’ sight,
     Below the fatt’rels, snug and tight;
     Na, faith ye yet! ye’ll no be right,
     Till ye’ve got on it—­
     The verra tapmost, tow’rin height
     O’ Miss’ bonnet.

     My sooth! right bauld ye set your nose out,
     As plump an’ grey as ony groset: 
     O for some rank, mercurial rozet,
     Or fell, red smeddum,
     I’d gie you sic a hearty dose o’t,
     Wad dress your droddum.

     I wad na been surpris’d to spy
     You on an auld wife’s flainen toy;
     Or aiblins some bit dubbie boy,
     On’s wyliecoat;
     But Miss’ fine Lunardi! fye! 
     How daur ye do’t?

     O Jeany, dinna toss your head,
     An’ set your beauties a’ abread! 
     Ye little ken what cursed speed
     The blastie’s makin: 
     Thae winks an’ finger-ends, I dread,
     Are notice takin.

     O wad some Power the giftie gie us
     To see oursels as ithers see us! 
     It wad frae mony a blunder free us,
     An’ foolish notion: 
     What airs in dress an’ gait wad lea’e us,
     An’ ev’n devotion!

Inscribed On A Work Of Hannah More’s