ane mae than I wanted! 
     My sonsie, smirking, dear-bought Bess,
     She stares the daddy in her face,
     Enough of ought ye like but grace;
     But her, my bonie, sweet wee lady,
     I’ve paid enough for her already;
     An’ gin ye tax her or her mither,
     By the Lord, ye’se get them a’ thegither!

     And now, remember, Mr. Aiken,
     Nae kind of licence out I’m takin: 
     Frae this time forth, I do declare
     I’se ne’er ride horse nor hizzie mair;
     Thro’ dirt and dub for life I’ll paidle,
     Ere I sae dear pay for a saddle;
     My travel a’ on foot I’ll shank it,
     I’ve sturdy bearers, Gude the thankit! 
     The kirk and you may tak you that,
     It puts but little in your pat;
     Sae dinna put me in your beuk,
     Nor for my ten white shillings leuk.

     This list, wi’ my ain hand I wrote it,
     The day and date as under noted;
     Then know all ye whom it concerns,
     Subscripsi huic,

     Robert Burns. 
     Mossgiel, February 22, 1786.

To John Kennedy, Dumfries House

     Now, Kennedy, if foot or horse
     E’er bring you in by Mauchlin corse,
     (Lord, man, there’s lasses there wad force
     A hermit’s fancy;
     An’ down the gate in faith they’re worse,
     An’ mair unchancy).

     But as I’m sayin, please step to Dow’s,
     An’ taste sic gear as Johnie brews,
     Till some bit callan bring me news
     That ye are there;
     An’ if we dinna hae a bouze,
     I’se ne’er drink mair.

     It’s no I like to sit an’ swallow,
     Then like a swine to puke an’ wallow;
     But gie me just a true good fallow,
     Wi’ right ingine,
     And spunkie ance to mak us mellow,
     An’ then we’ll shine.

     Now if ye’re ane o’ warl’s folk,
     Wha rate the wearer by the cloak,
     An’ sklent on poverty their joke,
     Wi’ bitter sneer,
     Wi’ you nae friendship I will troke,
     Nor cheap nor dear.

     But if, as I’m informed weel,
     Ye hate as ill’s the very deil
     The flinty heart that canna feel—­
     Come, sir, here’s to you! 
     Hae, there’s my haun’, I wiss you weel,
     An’ gude be wi’ you.

     Robt.  Burness. 
     Mossgiel, 3rd March, 1786.

To Mr. M’Adam, Of Craigen-Gillan

     In answer to an obliging Letter he sent
     in the commencement of my poetic career.

     Sir, o’er a gill I gat your card,
     I trow it made me proud;
     “See wha taks notice o’ the bard!”
     I lap and cried fu’ loud.

     Now deil-ma-care about their jaw,
     The senseless, gawky million;
     I’ll cock my nose abune them a’,
     I’m roos’d by Craigen-Gillan!