Heron Election Ballad, No. IV.
The Trogger.
Tune—“Buy
Broom Besoms.”
Wha will buy my troggin,
fine election ware,
Broken trade o’
Broughton, a’ in high repair?
Chorus—Buy
braw troggin frae the banks o’ Dee;
Wha wants troggin let
him come to me.
There’s a noble
Earl’s fame and high renown,
For an auld sang—it’s
thought the gudes were stown—
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s the worth
o’ Broughton in a needle’s e’e;
Here’s a reputation
tint by Balmaghie.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s its stuff
and lining, Cardoness’ head,
Fine for a soger, a’
the wale o’ lead.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s a little
wadset, Buittle’s scrap o’ truth,
Pawn’d in a gin-shop,
quenching holy drouth.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s an honest
conscience might a prince adorn;
Frae the downs o’
Tinwald, so was never worn.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s armorial
bearings frae the manse o’ Urr;
The crest, a sour crab-apple,
rotten at the core.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s the worth
and wisdom Collieston can boast;
By a thievish midge
they had been nearly lost.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here is Satan’s
picture, like a bizzard gled,
Pouncing poor Redcastle,
sprawlin’ like a taed.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here’s the font
where Douglas stane and mortar names;
Lately used at Caily
christening Murray’s crimes.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Here is Murray’s
fragments o’ the ten commands;
Gifted by black Jock
to get them aff his hands.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Saw ye e’er sic
troggin? if to buy ye’re slack,
Hornie’s turnin
chapman—he’ll buy a’ the pack.
Buy braw troggin, &c.
Complimentary Versicles To Jessie Lewars
The Toast
Fill me with the rosy
wine,
Call a toast, a toast
divine:
Giveth me Poet’s
darling flame,
Lovely Jessie be her
name;
Then thou mayest freely
boast,
Thou hast given a peerless
toast.
The Menagerie
Talk not to me of savages,
From Afric’s burning
sun;
No savage e’er
could rend my heart,
As Jessie, thou hast
done:
But Jessie’s lovely
hand in mine,
A mutual faith to plight,
Not even to view the
heavenly choir,
Would be so blest a
sight.
Jessie’s illness
Say, sages, what’s
the charm on earth
Can turn Death’s
dart aside!
It is not purity and
worth,
Else Jessie had not
died.
On Her Recovery
But rarely seen since
Nature’s birth,
The natives of the sky;
Yet still one seraph’s
left on earth,
For Jessie did not die.