By which heroic Tam was able
To note upon the haly table,
A murderer’s banes, in gibbet-airns;
Twa span-lang, wee, unchristened bairns;
A thief, new-cutted frae a rape,
Wi’ his last gasp his gabudid gape;
Five tomahawks, wi’ blude red-rusted:
Five scimitars, wi’ murder crusted;
A garter which a babe had strangled:
A knife, a father’s throat had mangled.
Whom his ain son of life bereft,
The grey-hairs yet stack to the heft;
Wi’ mair of horrible and awfu’,
Which even to name wad be unlawfu’.
As Tammie glowr’d,
amaz’d, and curious,
The mirth and fun grew
fast and furious;
The Piper loud and louder
blew,
The dancers quick and
quicker flew,
The reel’d, they
set, they cross’d, they cleekit,
Till ilka carlin swat
and reekit,
And coost her duddies
to the wark,
And linkit at it in
her sark!
Now Tam, O Tam! had
they been queans,
A’ plump and strapping
in their teens!
Their sarks, instead
o’ creeshie flainen,
Been snaw-white seventeen
hunder linen!—
Thir breeks o’
mine, my only pair,
That ance were plush
o’ guid blue hair,
I wad hae gien them
off my hurdies,
For ae blink o’
the bonie burdies!
But wither’d beldams,
auld and droll,
Rigwoodie hags wad spean
a foal,
Louping an’ flinging
on a crummock.
I wonder did na turn
thy stomach.
But Tam kent what was
what fu’ brawlie:
There was ae winsome
wench and waulie
That night enlisted
in the core,
Lang after ken’d
on Carrick shore;
(For mony a beast to
dead she shot,
And perish’d mony
a bonie boat,
And shook baith meikle
corn and bear,
And kept the country-side
in fear);
Her cutty sark, o’
Paisley harn,
That while a lassie
she had worn,
In longitude tho’
sorely scanty,
It was her best, and
she was vauntie.
Ah! little ken’d
thy reverend grannie,
That sark she coft for
her wee Nannie,
Wi twa pund Scots (’twas
a’ her riches),
Wad ever grac’d
a dance of witches!
But here my Muse her
wing maun cour,
Sic flights are far
beyond her power;
To sing how Nannie lap
and flang,
(A souple jade she was
and strang),
And how Tam stood, like
ane bewithc’d,
And thought his very
een enrich’d:
Even Satan glowr’d,
and fidg’d fu’ fain,
And hotch’d and
blew wi’ might and main:
Till first ae caper,
syne anither,
Tam tint his reason
a thegither,
And roars out, “Weel
done, Cutty-sark!”
And in an instant all
was dark:
And scarcely had he
Maggie rallied.
When out the hellish
legion sallied.