Evanishing amid the storm.—
Nae man can tether Time nor Tide,
The hour approaches Tam maun ride;
That hour, o’ night’s black arch the key-stane,
That dreary hour he mounts his beast in;
And sic a night he taks the road in,
As ne’er poor sinner was abroad in.
The wind blew as ’twad
blawn its last;
The rattling showers
rose on the blast;
The speedy gleams the
darkness swallow’d;
Loud, deep, and lang,
the thunder bellow’d:
That night, a child
might understand,
The deil had business
on his hand.
Weel-mounted on his
grey mare, Meg,
A better never lifted
leg,
Tam skelpit on thro’
dub and mire,
Despising wind, and
rain, and fire;
Whiles holding fast
his gude blue bonnet,
Whiles crooning o’er
some auld Scots sonnet,
Whiles glow’rin
round wi’ prudent cares,
Lest bogles catch him
unawares;
Kirk-Alloway was drawing
nigh,
Where ghaists and houlets
nightly cry.
By this time he was
cross the ford,
Where in the snaw the
chapman smoor’d;
And past the birks and
meikle stane,
Where drunken Charlie
brak’s neck-bane;
And thro’ the
whins, and by the cairn,
Where hunters fand the
murder’d bairn;
And near the thorn,
aboon the well,
Where Mungo’s
mither hang’d hersel’.
Before him Doon pours
all his floods,
The doubling storm roars
thro’ the woods,
The lightnings flash
from pole to pole,
Near and more near the
thunders roll,
When, glimmering thro’
the groaning trees,
Kirk-Alloway seem’d
in a bleeze,
Thro’ ilka bore
the beams were glancing,
And loud resounded mirth
and dancing.
Inspiring bold John
Barleycorn!
What dangers thou canst
make us scorn!
Wi’ tippenny,
we fear nae evil;
Wi’ usquabae,
we’ll face the devil!
The swats sae ream’d
in Tammie’s noddle,
Fair play, he car’d
na deils a boddle,
But Maggie stood, right
sair astonish’d,
Till, by the heel and
hand admonish’d,
She ventur’d forward
on the light;
And, wow! Tam saw
an unco sight!
Warlocks and witches
in a dance:
Nae cotillon, brent
new frae France,
But hornpipes, jigs,
strathspeys, and reels,
Put life and mettle
in their heels.
A winnock-bunker in
the east,
There sat auld Nick,
in shape o’ beast;
A towzie tyke, black,
grim, and large,
To gie them music was
his charge:
He screw’d the
pipes and gart them skirl,
Till roof and rafters
a’ did dirl.—
Coffins stood round,
like open presses,
That shaw’d the
Dead in their last dresses;
And (by some devilish
cantraip sleight)
Each in its cauld hand