[The point of the following selection lies in the monotony of both narrative style and metre in Euripides’s prologues, and especially his regular caesura after the fifth syllable of a line. The burlesque tag used by Aristophanes to demonstrate this effect could not be applied in the same way to any of the fourteen extant plays of Sophocles and AEschylus.]
AEschylus—And by Jove, I’ll
not stop to cut up your verses
word
by word, but if the gods are propitious I’ll
spoil
all
your prologues with a little flask of smelling-salts.
Euripides—With a flask of smelling-salts?
AEsch.—With a single one. For
you build your verses so that
anything
will fit into the metre,—a leathern sack,
or
eider-down, or smelling-salts. I’ll show
you.
Eur.—So, you’ll show me, will you?
AEsch.—I will that.
Dionysus—Pronounce.
Eur. [declaiming]—
AEgyptus,
as broad-bruited fame reports,
With
fifty children voyaging the main
To
Argos came, and
AEsch.—lost his smelling-salts.
Dion.—What the mischief have the
smelling-salts got to do with
it?
Recite another prologue to him and let me see.
Eur.—
Dionysus,
thyrsus-armed and faun-skin-clad,
Amid
the torchlights on Parnassus’s slope
Dancing
and prancing
AEsch.—lost his smelling-salts.
Dion.—Caught out again by the smelling-salts.
Eur.—No matter. Here’s a prologue that he can’t fit ’em to.
No lot of mortal man is
wholly blest:
The high-born youth hath lacked the means
of life,
The lowly lout hath
AEsch.—lost his smelling-salts.
Dion.—Euripides—
Eur.—Well, what?
Dion.—Best take in sail.
These
smelling-salts, methinks, will blow a gale.
Eur.—What do I care? I’ll fix him next time.
Dion.—Well, recite another, and steer clear of the smelling-salts.
Eur.—
Cadmus
departing from the town of Tyre,
Son
of Agenor
AEsch.—lost his smelling-salts.
Dion.—My dear fellow, buy those
smelling-salts, or there won’t
be
a rag left of all your prologues.
Eur.—What? I buy ’em of him?
Dion.—If you’ll be advised by me.
Eur.—Not a bit of it. I’ve
lots of prologues where he can’t
work
’em in.
Pelops the Tantalid to
Pisa coming
With speedy coursers
AEsch.—lost his smelling-salts.
Dion.—There they are again, you
see. Do let him have ’em,
my
good AEschylus. You can replace ’em for
a
nickel.