being in the meantime thrown off as dregs of nature,
and nuisances of human society; but of these in so
well-tempered a constitution, there were but few; however,
when there were any to be found, though they had been
of the most exalted nature, and bore most noble offices
in this body, by any corruption became so, they shared
the common fate, with this only difference, that they
were rejected with greater scorn and contempt on account
of their former dignity, as was found in one notorious
instance; but on the other hand, among all the parts
that were serviceable to the constitution on this
occasion, there was not one more so, than a certain
one whose name indeed is not openly known, but whose
good offices and usefulness are too great ever to
be forgotten; for it by its nice diligence and skill
selected out things of the most noble and exquisite
nature, by infusing and dispersing them to enliven
and invigorate the whole body, which how effectually
they did, our bold projector sadly experienced.
For finding all his endeavours to pass his ware upon
them, disappointed, he withdrew; but his patron on
the other side being informed of what had passed,
fell into a most terrible passion, and threatened,
they say, I know not what, of making to swallow and
ramming down throats; but while they were in deep
conference together, methought all on a sudden a trap-door
dropped, and down fell our projector; this unexpected
accident did on many accounts not a little alarm the
throne, and gave it but too great occasion to reflect
a little on what had been doing, as what a mean ordinary
fellow it had intrusted with the care of an affair
of so great consequence that though their neighbours’
refusal might possibly have put him to such straits
as might be the great occasion of this disgrace, yet
that very refusal could not be so universal and resolute
without some reason, which could arise from nothing
else but the unseasonableness or unworthiness of his
offers, or both, and he, consequently, must deserve
as much to suffer as they did; not for the better
information, therefore in these surmises some of the
neighbours were consulted, who confirming them, things
seemed to bear a good face, and be in a very fair
way of clearing up. When I awoke, I cannot say
whether more pleased at the present posture of affairs,
when I recollected how indifferent an one they had
lately been in, or anxious when upon considering that
they were not yet firm and settled, I was led to reflect
in general on the uncertainty of events, and in particular,
on the small reason the persons in hand can have to
promise themselves prosperous ones, especially when
they are depending in that part of the world.
Dublin, printed in the year 1724-5.
APPENDIX IV
A LETTER FROM A FRIEND TO THE RIGHT HONOURABLE ------[1]
Ceteri, quanto quis servitio promptior, opibus et honoribus extollerentur: Invalido legum auxilio, quae vi, ambitu, postremo pecunia turbabantur.—Tacit. An.