But Mr. Prohack was not now a man,—­he was a grievance; he was the most deadly kind of grievance, the irrational kind.  A superlatively fine cigar did a little—­not much—­to solace him.  He smoked it with scientific slowness, and watched the restaurant empty itself....  He was the last survivor in the restaurant; and fifteen waiters and two hundred and fifty electric lamps were keeping him in countenance.  Then his wandering, enfeebled attention heard music afar off, and he remembered some remark of Sissie’s to the effect that Claridge’s was the best place for dancing in London on Sunday nights.  He would gaze Byronically upon the dance.  He signed his bill and mooned towards the ball-room, which was full of radiant couples:  a dazzling scene, fit to mark the end of an epoch and of a society.

The next thing was that he had an absurd delusion of seeing Sissie and Charlie locked together amid the couples.  He might have conquered this delusion, but it was succeeded by another,—­the illusion of seeing Ozzie Morfey and Eve locked together amid the couples....  Yes, they were there, all four of them.  At first Mr. Prohack was amazed, as at an unprecedented coincidence.  But he perceived that the coincidence was not after all so amazing.  They had done what they had to do in the way of settling Eve into the noble mansion, and then they had betaken themselves to the nearest and the best dancing resort for the rest of the evening.  Nothing could be more natural.

Mr. Prohack might have done all manner of feats.  What he actually did do was to fly like a criminal to the lift and seek his couch.

III

The next morning at ten o’clock a strange thing happened.  The hotel clocks showed the hour and Mr. Prohack’s watch showed the hour, and Carthew was not there with the car.  Mr. Prohack could not understand this unnatural failure to appear on the part of Carthew, for Carthew had never been known to be late (save when interfered with by Mimi), and therefore never could be late.  Mr. Prohack fretted for a quarter of an hour, and then caused the hotel-garage to be telephoned to.  The car had left the garage at nine-fifty.  Mr. Prohack went out for a walk, not ostensibly, but really, to look for the car in the streets of London!  (Such was his diseased mentality.) He returned at half past eleven, and at eleven thirty-two the car arrived.  Immediately Mr. Prohack became calm; his exterior was apt to be very deceptive; and he said gently to Carthew, just as if nothing in the least unusual had occurred: 

“A little late, aren’t you?”

“Yes, sir,” Carthew replied, with a calmness to match his employer’s.  “As I was coming here from the garage I met the mistress.  She was looking for a taxi and she took me.”

“But did you tell her that I asked you to be here at 10 o’clock?”

“No, sir.”

“Did you tell her that I was in London?”