“Well, sir, how does London look?” enquired the doctor, “are the folks as mad as they used to be? What new invention is the rage now? What bubble is going to burst? What lord committed forgery last? Who was the last woman murdered before you started?”
I confessed my inability to answer.
“Well, never mind. There isn’t much lost. I am almost ashamed of old England, that’s the truth on’t. I have given over reading the newspapers, for they are about as full of horrors as Miss What’s-her-name’s tales of the Infernals. What an age this is! all crime and fanaticism! Everyman and everything is on the rush. Come, Fairman, take your wine.”
Mr Fairman sat gazing on the fire, quietly, and took no notice of the request. “People’s heads,” continued the medical gentleman, “seem turned topsy-turvy. Dear me, how different it was in my time! What men are about, I can’t think. The very last newspaper I read had an advertisement that I should as soon have expected to see there when my father was alive, as a ship sailing along this coast keel upwards. You saw it, Fairman. It was just under the Everlasting Life Pill advertisement; and announced that the Reverend Mr Somebody would preach on the Sunday following, at some conventicle, when the public were invited to listen to him—and that the doors would be opened half an hour earlier than usual to prevent squeezing. That’s modern religion, and it looks as much like ancient play-acting as two peas. Where will these marching days of improvement bring us to at last?”
“Tell me, Mayhew,” said Mr Fairman, “does it not surprise you that a girl of her age should be so easily fatigued?”
“My dear friend, that makes the sixth time of asking. Let us hope that it will be the last. I don’t know what you mean by ‘so easily’ fatigued. The poor girl has been in the village all day, fomenting and poulticing old Mrs Barnes, and if it had been any girl but herself, she would have been tired out long before. Make your mind easy. I have sent the naughty puss to bed, and she’ll be as fresh as a rose in the morning.”