behind a counter. The husband, in the same way,
manages to cast off every reminiscence of the shop,
in the course of his three miles in the omnibus, and
at six or seven o’clock you might fancy they
were a duke and duchess, sitting in a gaudily furnished
drawing-room, listening to two elegant young ladies
torturing a piano, and another still more elegant young
lady severely flogging a harp. The effect of
this, so far as our English Paul de Kocks are concerned,
is, that their linen-drapers, and lacemen, and rich
perfumers, are represented assuming a character that
does not belong to them, and aping people whom they
falsely suppose to be their betters; whereas the genuine
Paul paints the Parisian tradesmen without any affectation
at all. Ours are made laughable by the common
farcical attributes of all pretensions, great or small;
while real unsophisticated shopkeeping (French) nature
is the staple of Paul’s character-sketches,
and they are more valuable, and in the end more interesting,
accordingly. Who cares for the exaggerated efforts
of a Manchester warehouseman to be polished and gentlemanly?
It is only acting after all, and gives us no insight
into his real character, or the character of his class,
any more than Mr Coates’ anxiety to be Romeo
enlightened us as to his disposition in other respects.
The Manchester warehouseman, though he fails in his
attempt at fashionable parts, may be a very estimable
and pains-taking individual, and, with the single
exception of that foible, offers nothing to the most
careful observer to distinguish him from the stupid
and respectable in any part of the world. And
in this respect, any one starting as the chronicler
of citizen life among us, would labour under a great
disadvantage. Whether our people are phlegmatic,
or stupid, or sensible—all three of which
epithets are generally applicable to the same individual—or
that they have no opportunities of showing their peculiarities
from the domestic habits of the animal—it
is certain that, however better they may be qualified
for the business of life than their neighbours, they
are far less fitted for the pages of a book.
And the proof of it is this, that wherever any of
our novelists has introduced a tradesman, he has either
been an invention altogether, or a caricature.
Even Bailie Nicol Jarvie never lived in the Saut Market
in half such true flesh and blood as he does in Rob
Roy. At all events, the inimitable Bailie
is known to the universe at large by the additions
made to his real character by the prodigal hand of
his biographer, and the ridiculous contrasts in which
he is placed with the caterans and reivers of the hills.
In the city of Glasgow he was looked upon, and justly,
as an honour to the gude town—consulted
on all difficult matters, and famous for his knowledge
of the world and his natural sagacity. Would this
have been a fit subject for description? or is it
just to think of the respectable Bailie in the ridiculous
point of view in which he is presented to us in the