key in his pocket, he had rendered it impossible for the poor wight of an usher to recover one penny of it—­the legal condition of his doing so being his actual possession of the schoolhouse itself, of which Jack, by this last manoeuvre, had contrived to deprive him.  But, as if to finish the matter, and to prove the knavish spirit in which this protestation was made, he instantly got a private friend and relative of his own, with whom the whole scheme had been arranged beforehand, to come forward and bring an action on the case, in which the latter claimed the whole fund which would have belonged to the unlucky usher—­in terms, as he said, of some old arrangement made by the Squire’s predecessor as to school-salaries during vacancy; to be applied, as the writ very coolly stated it, “for behoof of Jack’s destitute widow, in the event of his decease, and of his numerous and indigent family.”

Many of Jack’s own family, who were present on this occasion, remonstrated with him on the subject, foreseeing that if he went on as he had begun and threatened to proceed, he must soon come to a rupture with the Squire, which could end in nothing else than his being turned out of house and hall, and thrown adrift upon the wide world, without a penny in his pocket.  But the majority—­who were puffed up with more than Jack’s own madness and had a notion that by sheer boldness and bullying on their part, the Squire would, after a time, be sure to give way, encouraged Jack to go on at all hazards, and not to retract a hair’s breadth in his demands.  And Jack, who had now become mischievously crazed on the subject, and began to be as arrogant and conceited of his own power and authority, as ever my Lord Peter had been in his proudest and most pestilential days, was not slow to follow their advice.

’Twas of no consequence that a friend of the Squire’s, who had known Jack long, and had really a great kindness towards him, tried to bring about an arrangement between him and the Squire upon very handsome terms.  He had a meeting with Jack;—­at which he talked the matter over in a friendly way—­telling him that though the Squire must reserve in his own hands the nomination of his own ushers, he had always been perfectly willing to listen to reason in any objections that might be taken to them; only some reason he must have, were it only that Jack could not abide the sight of a red-nosed usher:—­let that reason, such as it was, be put on paper, and he would consider of it; and if, from any peculiar idiosyncracy in Jack’s temperament and constitution, he found that his antipathy to red noses was unsuperable, probably he would not insist on filling up the vacancy with a nose of that colour.  Jack, who was always more rational when alone than when he had got the attorney and the more frantic members of his family at his elbow, acknowledged, as he well might, that all this seemed very reasonable; and that he really thought that on these terms the Squire and he would have little difficulty in coming to an agreement.  So they parted, leaving the Squire’s friend under the impression that all was right, and that he had only to get an agreement to that effect drawn out, signed and sealed by the parties.