A relick has recently been discovered on the east bank of Bushy Brook in North Jaalam, which I conceive to be an inscription in Runic characters relating to the early expedition of the Northmen to this continent. I shall make fuller investigations, and communicate the result in due season.
Respectfully,
Your obedient servant,
HOMER WILBUR, A.M.
P.S. I inclose a year’s subscription from Deacon Tinkham.
I hed it on my min’ las’ time,
when I to write ye started,
To tech the leadin’ featurs o’
my gittin’ me convarted;
But, ez my letters hez to go clearn roun’
by way o’ Cuby,
‘T wun’t seem no staler now
than then, by th’ time it gits where you be.
You know up North, though sees an’
things air plenty ez you please,
Ther’ warn’t nut one on ’em
thet come jes’ square with my idees:
I dessay they suit workin’-folks
thet ain’t noways pertic’lar,
But nut your Southun gen’leman thet
keeps his perpendic’lar;
I don’t blame nary man thet casts
his lot along o’ his folks,
But ef you cal’late to save me,
’t must be with folks thet is folks;
Cov’nants o’ works go ’ginst
my grain, but down here I’ve found out
The true fus’-fem’ly A 1 plan,—here’s
how it come about.
When I fus’ sot up with Miss S.,
sez she to me, sez she,—
“Without you git religion, Sir,
the thing can’t never be;
Nut but wut I respeck,” sez she,
“your intellectle part,
But you wun’t noways du for me athout
a change o’ heart:
Nothun religion works wal North, but it’s
ez soft ez spruce,
Compared to ourn, for keepin’ sound,”
sez she, “upon the goose;
A day’s experunce’d prove
to ye, ez easy ’z pull a trigger,
It takes the Southun pint o’ view
to raise ten bales a nigger;
You’ll fin’ thet human natur,
South, ain’t wholesome more ’n skin-deep,
An’ once’t a darkie’s
took with it, he wun’t be wuth his keep.”
“How shell I git it, Ma’am?”
sez I. “Attend the nex’ camp-meetin’,”
Sez she, “an’ it’ll
come to ye ez cheap ez onbleached sheetin’.”