“Not to-day,” he answered.  “I can try Mr. Walton’s box, and if it helps me I can order some more.”

“You may not be able to get it, then,” said the doctor, persuasively.  “I may not be in Centreville.”

“If the panacea is well known, I can surely get it without difficulty.”

“Not so cheap as I will sell it.”

“I won’t take any to-day,” said Ferguson, decisively.

“You haven’t told me what I can do for you,” said Harry, who found the doctor’s call rather long.

“I would like you to insert my circular to your paper.  It won’t take more than two columns.”

“We shall be happy to insert it at regular advertising rates.”

“I thought,” said Dr. Peabody, disappointed, “that you might do it gratuitously, as I had given you a box.”

“We don’t do business on such terms,” said Harry.  “I think I had better return the box.”

“No, keep it,” said the doctor.  “You will be willing to notice it, doubtless.”

Harry rapidly penned this paragraph, and read it aloud:—­

“Dr. Theophilus Peabody has left with us a box of his Unfailing Panacea, which he claims will cure a large variety of diseases.”

“Couldn’t you give a list of the diseases?” insinuated the doctor.

“There are fifty-nine, you said?”

“Yes, sir.”

“Then I am afraid we must decline.”

Harry resumed his writing, and the doctor took his leave, looking far from satisfied.

“Here, Ferguson,” said Harry, after the visitor had retired, “take the pills, and much good may they do you.  Better take one now for the growth of your hair.”

It was fortunate that Dr. Peabody did not hear the merriment that followed, or he would have given up the editorial staff of the Centreville “Gazette” as maliciously disposed to underrate his favorite medicine.

“Who wouldn’t be an editor?” said Harry.

“I notice,” said Ferguson, “that pill-tenders and blacking manufacturers are most liberal to the editorial profession.  I only wish jewellers and piano manufacturers were as free with their manufactures.  I would like a good gold watch, and I shall soon want a piano for my daughter.”

“You may depend upon it, Ferguson, when such gifts come in, that I shall claim them as editorial perquisites.”

“We won’t quarrel about them till they come, Harry.”

Our hero here opened a bulky communication.

“What is that?” asked Ferguson.

“An essay on ’The Immortality of the Soul,’—­covers fifteen pages foolscap.  What shall I do with it?”

“Publish it in a supplement with Dr. Peabody’s circular.”

“I am not sure but the circular would be more interesting reading.”

“From whom does the essay come?”

“It is signed ‘L.  S.’”

“Then it is by Lemuel Snodgrass, a retired schoolteacher, who fancies himself a great writer.”