There was a crispness about that which some of the fellows didn’t like.
“Won’t a doctor’s certificate of illness go?” asked one fellow laughingly.
“It will go—–not,” retorted coach. “Pill-takers and fellows liable to chills aren’t wanted on this year’s team, anyway. Now, young gentlemen, I’m going to give you a brief talk on the general art of taking care of yourselves, and the art of keeping yourselves in condition.”
The talk that followed seemed to Dick Prescott very much like a repetition of what Coach Luce had said to them the winter before, at the commencement of indoor training for baseball.
As he finished talking on health and condition Mr. Morton drew from one of his pockets a bunch of folded papers.
“I am now,” he continued, “going to present to each one of you a set of rules, principles, guides—–call them what you will. On this paper each one of you will find laid down rules that should be burned into the memories of all young men who aspire to play football. Do not lose your copies of these rules. Read the rules over again and again. Memorize them! Above all, put every rule into absolute practice.”
Then, at a sign, the young men passed before the coach to receive their printed instructions.
“Something new you’ve gotten up, Mr. Morton?” inquired one of the fellows.
“No,” the coach admitted promptly. “These rules aren’t original with me. I ran across ’em, and I’ve had them printed, by authority from the Athletics Committee. I wish I had thought up a set of rules as good.”
As fast as they received their copies each member of the squad darted away to read the rules through. This is what each man found on the printed sheet:
"1. Work hard and be alive.
2. Work hard and learn the rules.
3. Work hard and learn the signals.
4. Work hard and keep on the jump.
5. Work hard and have a nose for
the ball.
6. Work hard all the time.
Be on speaking terms with the ball
every minute.
7. Work hard and control your temper
and tongue.
8. Work hard and don’t quit
when you’re tackled. Hang onto the ball.
9. Work hard and get your man before
he gets started. Get him
before the going gets good. 10. Work hard and
keep your speed. If you’re falling behind
your condition is to blame. 11. Work hard and
be on the job all the time, a little faster, a
little sandier, a little more rugged than the day
before. 12. Work hard and keep your eyes and
ears open and your head up. 13. Work hard and
pull alone the man with the ball. This isn’t
a
game of solitaire. 14. Work hard and be on
time at practice every day. Train faithfully.
Get your lessons. Aim to do your part and to
make yourself a
perfect part of the machine. Be a gentleman.
If the combination
is too much for you, turn in your togs and call around
during
croquet season."