plot has great merit. You’ll perhaps be
displeased at the freedom of my remarks; but in the
first place freedom is absolutely necessary in the
cause in which we are about to embark, and it must
be understood to be one if not the chief article of
our creed. In the second (though it should have
been the first), know that I always say what I think,
or say nothing. Now as to my own deeds—I
shall make no apologies (since they must be banished
from our code of laws) for sending you a hasty and
imperfect sketch of what I think might be wrought
up to a tolerable form. I do not recollect ever
to have seen the sudden transition of a high-bred English
beauty, [1] who thinks she can sacrifice all for love,
to an uncomfortable solitary Highland dwelling [2]
among tall red-haired sisters and grim-faced aunts.
Don’t you think this would make a good opening
of the piece? Suppose each of us try our hands
on it; the moral to be deduced from that is to warn
all young ladies against runaway matches, and the
character and fate of the two sisters would be unexceptionable.
I expect it will be the first book every wise matron
will put into the hand of her daughter, and even the
reviewers will relax of their severity in favour of
the morality of this little work. Enchanting
sight! already do I behold myself arrayed in an old
mouldy covering, thumbed and creased and filled with
dogs’-ears. I hear the enchanting sound
of some sentimental miss, the shrill pipe of some
antiquated spinster, or the hoarse grumbling of some
incensed dowager as they severally inquire for me
at the circulating library, and are assured by the
master that ’tis in such demand that though he
has thirteen copies they are insufficient to answer
the calls upon it, but that each of them may depend
upon having the very first that comes in!!! Child,
child, you had need be sensible of the value of my
correspondence. At this moment I’m squandering
mines of wealth upon you when I might be drawing treasures
from the bags of time! But I shall not repine
if you’ll only repay me in kind—speedy
and long is all that I require; for all things else
I shall take my chance. Though I have been so
impertinent to your book, I nevertheless hope and expect
you’ll send it to me. Combie [1] and his
daughter (or Mare, as you call her) are coming to
town about this time, as I’m informed, and you
may easily contrive to catch them (wild as they are)
and send it by them, for there’s no judging
what a picture will be like from a mere pen-and-ink
outline—if that won’t do, is there
not a coach or a carrier? One thing let me entreat
of you: if we engage in this undertaking, let
it be kept a profound secret from every human being.
If I was suspected of being accessory to such foul
deeds, my brothers and sisters would murder me, and
my father bury me alive—and I have always
observed that if a secret ever goes beyond those immediately
concerned in its concealment it very soon ceases to
be a secret.”
[1] Lady Juliana.