to her servants and children, and talking to her friends
of the prodigious sacrifice she was about to make for
her brother and his family, as if it had been the
cutting off of a hand or the plucking out of an eye.
To have heard her, anyone unaccustomed to the hyperbole
of fashionable language would have deemed Botany Bay
the nearest possible point of destination. Parting
from her fashionable acquaintances was tearing herself
from all she loved; quitting London was bidding adieu
to the world. Of course there could be no society
where she was going, but still she would do her duty;
she would not desert dear Frederick and his poor children!
In short, no martyr was ever led to the stake with
half the notions of heroism and self-devotion as those
with which Lady Juliana stepped into the barouche that
was to conduct her to Beech Park. In the society
of piping bullfinches, pink canaries, gray parrots,
goldfish, green squirrels, Italian greyhounds, and
French poodles, she sought a refuge from despair.
But even these varied charms, after a while, failed
to please. The bullfinches grew hoarse; the canaries
turned brown; the parrots became stupid; the gold
fish would not eat; the squirrels were cross; the dogs
fought; even a shell grotto that was constructing
fell down; and by the time the aviary and conservatory
were filled, they had lost their interest. The
children were the next subjects for her Ladyship’s
ennui to discharge itself upon. Lord Courtland
had a son some years older, and a daughter nearly
of the same age as her own. It suddenly occurred
to her that they must be educated, and that she would
educate the girls herself. As the first step
she engaged two governesses, French and Italian; modern
treatises on the subject of education were ordered
from London, looked at, admired, and arranged on gilded
shelves and sofa tables; and could their contents
have exhaled with the odours of their Russia leather
bindings, Lady Juliana’s dressing-room would
have been what Sir Joshua Reynolds says every seminary
of learning is, “an atmosphere of floating
knowledge.” But amidst this splendid display
of human lore, THE BOOK found no place. She had
heard of the Bible, however, and even knew it was
a book appointed to be read in churches, and given
to poor people, along with Rumford soup and flannel
shirts; but as the rule of life, as the book that
alone could make wise unto salvation, this Christian
parent was ignorant as the Hottentot or Hindoo.
Three days beheld the rise, progress, and decline of Lady Juliana’s whole system of education; and it would have been well for the children had the trust been delegated to those better qualified to discharge it. But neither of the preceptresses was better skilled in the only true knowledge. Signora Cicianai was a bigoted Catholic, whose faith hung upon her beads, and Madame Grignon was an esprit forte, who had no faith in anything but le plaisir. But the Signora’s singing was heavenly, and Madame’s dancing was divine, and what lacked there more?