The Humour of Homer and Other Essays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 323 pages of information about The Humour of Homer and Other Essays.

The Humour of Homer and Other Essays eBook

This eBook from the Gutenberg Project consists of approximately 323 pages of information about The Humour of Homer and Other Essays.

“’What, pray, son of Saturn, is all this about?  Is my trouble then to go for nothing, and all the pains that I have taken, to say nothing of my horses, and the way we have sweated and toiled to get the people together against Priam and his children?  You can do as you please, but you must not expect all of us to agree with you.’

“And Jove answered, ’Wife, what harm have Priam and Priam’s children done you that you rage so furiously against them, and want to sack their city?  Will nothing do for you but you must eat Priam with his sons and all the Trojans into the bargain?  Have it your own way then, for I will not quarrel with you—­only remember what I tell you:  if at any time I want to sack a city that belongs to any friend of yours, it will be no use your trying to hinder me, you will have to let me do it, for I only yield to you now with the greatest reluctance.  If there was one city under the sun which I respected more than another it was Troy with its king and people.  My altars there have never been without the savour of fat or of burnt sacrifice and all my dues were paid.’

“‘My own favourite cities,’ answered Juno, ’are Argos, Sparta, and Mycenae.  Sack them whenever you may be displeased with them.  I shall not make the smallest protest against your doing so.  It would be no use if I did, for you are much stronger than I am, only I will not submit to seeing my own work wasted.  I am a goddess of the same race as yourself.  I am Saturn’s eldest daughter and am not only nearly related to you in blood, but I am wife to yourself, and you are king over the gods.  Let it be a case, then, of give and take between us, and the other gods will follow our lead.  Tell Minerva, therefore, to go down at once and set the Greeks and Trojans by the ears again, and let her so manage it that the Trojans shall break their oaths and be the aggressors.’”

This is the very thing to suit Minerva, so she goes at once and persuades the Trojans to break their oath.

In a later book we are told that Jove has positively forbidden the gods to interfere further in the struggle.  Juno therefore determines to hoodwink him.  First she bolted herself inside her own room on the top of Mount Ida and had a thorough good wash.  Then she scented herself, brushed her golden hair, put on her very best dress and all her jewels.  When she had done this, she went to Venus and besought her for the loan of her charms.

“‘You must not be angry with me, Venus,’ she began, ’for being on the Grecian side while you are yourself on the Trojan; but you know every one falls in love with you at once, and I want you to lend me some of your attractions.  I have to pay a visit at the world’s end to Oceanus and Mother Tethys.  They took me in and were very good to me when Jove turned Saturn out of heaven and shut him up under the sea.  They have been quarrelling this long time past and will not speak to one another.  So I must go and see them, for if I can only make them friends again I am sure that they will be grateful to me for ever afterwards.’”

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